A prank, or a very ballsy move.....earning a place in the 'dumbest things some crooks do' hall of shame.
You'd pay $605,000 only to find out your coffee is only size Tall.
Not even a Grande or Venti.
No, they don't invoice you. They directly debit your savings account for a large donation to the charity of your choice (which they determine automatically by data-mining all of your past Siri questions). So you make a huge charitable donation just by emailing Tim. It's the Apple style since "it just works!"
I would bid $1000 to have a date with Laurene Powell Jobs.
I hear she is rich! And single.
Yeah, and sending him an e-mail is totally equivalent to sitting down with him, looking him in the eye, and asking why he isn't more proactive in ensuring that his employees in the iBookstore aren't censor-happy homophobic prudes.
these bidders are doing it all wrong. lay low until the last minute and then put your bid in. newbs.
...and he would probably react with more dignity than you would be showing him and politely point out that perhaps the only idiot at the coffee table is the one who just paid over $605,000 for the privilege.
He would then wish you a good day, whilst you call your own taxi...