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Tim Cook Coffee Auction Ends with $610,000 Bid
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Nope!!
But my next door Katie would be available... and she would be up for free...
even though nobody wants...
This thread has deteriorated from a discussion of the charitable auction to poster above apparently pimping off his next door neighbor.
There's a message here...
I feel soooo vindicated I will quote myself:
And lo and behold who won the bid?
"a********s"
that's right:
arsekissers
subtract the "r" and the "e", and add an s to make it american english, and presto,
it fits the hidden name down to the letter!!!!!!!
And lo and behold who won the bid?
"a********s"
that's right:
arsekissers
subtract the "r" and the "e", and add an s to make it american english, and presto,
it fits the hidden name down to the letter!!!!!!!
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I think the bidding price was inflated by Apple employees so this story would make headlines. $610,000 isn't much for all this publicity.
Why? I wouldn't go next door if it were free to have an hour conversation with her. Now Kevin Jonas...that's a different story
I didn't say he was getting it, he just raised over half a million dollars and all he has to do it sit there for half an hour and answer some select questions.
Meanwhile other people are performing grueling challenges that can take days/weeks to raise what sometimes amounts to a few hundred/thousand.
600K and free publicity. Anything Apple gets attention so I'm sure some startup company will get the exposure they were seeking.
If you're paying $600k whey are people worried about who's paying for the $2 cup of coffee?
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If you're paying $600k whey are people worried about who's paying for the $2 cup of coffee?
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That hurts people's feelings so that's why they removed it.
The problem with Katy is that you never know quite what to expect. Hopefully, makeup artist fee is included.
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A man sits alone in a dark cell, his greying beard a constant reminder of his foolish life choices, he grins, yellowed teeth flickering in the dying florescent light. It had been over half a century since he had pulled that fateful prank on a popular charity site, but it was well worth it in his opinion, he chuckled to himself.... "asssssssss"....."trolled" he thought to himself.
A man sits alone in a dark cell, his greying beard a constant reminder of his foolish life choices, he grins, yellowed teeth flickering in the dying florescent light. It had been over half a century since he had pulled that fateful prank on a popular charity site, but it was well worth it in his opinion, he chuckled to himself.... "asssssssss"....."trolled
" he thought to himself.With this talk of billionaires, it's funny that people still don't seem to understand how much money a billion is.
Say the average MacRumors reader has $100,000 in assets. However much $610,000 seems to you, to a person with $100 million in assets, that's like a $610 coffee date. For a billionaire, it's like a $61 lunch. Not quite a trivial decision, but close to it, particularly if you get any business benefit at all. Billionaires are truly living in a different world from the rest of us.
Say the average MacRumors reader has $100,000 in assets. However much $610,000 seems to you, to a person with $100 million in assets, that's like a $610 coffee date. For a billionaire, it's like a $61 lunch. Not quite a trivial decision, but close to it, particularly if you get any business benefit at all. Billionaires are truly living in a different world from the rest of us.
you do know what to expect otherwise though, her opening up her legs, that's what gets you places in the music biz, and that's what she's good at, because when it comes down to music there are 1000s of Katies more talented and more beautiful without make up.
You might be facing tough competition from other bidders seeing as how she's very affordable.