Well that's obviously not true. If anyone looks at a Razer Blade laptop and then actually believes Apple is selling a good laptop, they're brainwashed and self-deluded.
I love comments like this. Apparently, the only reason I like this machine is because I'm brainwashed and self-deluded. It can't possibly have anything to do with liking the machine and the fact that it suits my needs. It can't be the fact that I like the size or that the screen is really, really, really nice. Oh, I guess it's just my Apple conditioning that really has me enjoying a single cable plugin to a 5K monitor too.
And limited ports? I can connect this thing to basically anything. (And I know, OH NOES! DONGLES! ERG!) I've been dealing with video adapters since long before this machine. I needed a serial adapter before this model. Firewire has been gone for years along with Ethernet. Okay. Whatever. I still connect to all of those things but people who don't aren't encumbered by it (like every other laptop user in my household).
Thanks. Nothing about me is sad about this:

Pictured above is the "dongle hell" I currently live in which manages to actually require one less cable than my prior setup.
I come home, I plug in one cable. I go to the office, I plug in one cable. When Thunderbolt was first released, my first thought was, "Man, too bad this can't do power delivery too."
And I get it. No one is obligated to love this machine. But I don't sit around parroting nonsense like, "If you can't see why this isn't the best laptop ever, you're brainwashed and self-deluded."
I don't know anybody with the 13" MBP, Touch Bar or not, who complains about battery life or anything really. Including myself. Honestly the best Mac I ever owned.
I really like this machine. A lot. I was mixed when I first got it because:
1. It was flat out unstable. I had sleep/wake issues, things would crash, and there were some issues when connecting to Thunderbolt devices.
2. The TouchBar had rendering issues.
3. The keyboard, while better than the MacBook, just doesn't have enough travel. I have tried to like it but...
Anyway, issues 1 and 2 have been solved since 10.12.4 (.4 was a HUGE update for me). Issue 3 is annoying, but I never liked the chicklet keyboards either. They're annoying in their own way, so it was a lateral move for me.
In my circle, 4 of us have the 13" TB models and no one is sad. Two of us have 5Ks and we're not sad either.