Nice burn!
I'm glad you don't mind paying for service that can't be rendered.
Isn't that the whole point of buying/owning an Apple device? The experience?
I would imagine that would also apply to the buying experience as well?
Maybe Apples problem is they don't staff enough employee's.
Maybe they need to open Apple Retail and Apple Service? You gotta keep them separated!
What service that can't be rendered? They don't come to you in 5 minutes? The only reason I would believe that claim is if it's busy, which as a human being I understand is a possibility, so I search around for a min or 2 for a free blue shirt and I'm set.
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There's an iPhone/Apple store experience?
They hand you a white box you hand them plastic.
or paper