Although I prefer Guinness...
OK, I will run for President, I will take our troops out of Iraq in our quest for the black gold, but keep the manpower stong, and invade England.
Why you ask?
So the U.S. can control ownership of Guinness, the "real" black gold.
Man, how I love Guinness.
Oddly enough, it was the first beer I ever had and that is probably rare for an American. It took me a long time to ever get used to any light beers. Today my calorie counting demands it.