Top 50 Posters Extrapolated, January 2006

[~Shard~]

Hmm... That's a worry. If I don't get banned soon then I'll have to impose it myself. Man, some of my posts are really annoying, not to mention offensive, inappropriate and bountiful...

If it makes you feel any better, being the bastard that I am, I started reporting every single one of your posts to the Mods, but then got banned for spamming the Mods with "Bad Post" reports. Sorry, I tried, I really did!

Uh oh.

What wine goes with Q hats?

Merlot?

So what Q-related article of yours will you be eating when I surpass you in a few months? I'm next, you know.

 

[mad jew]

I don't know whether to be grateful or offended.

Oh, and I reckon it'd have to be a dry Riesling to go with a Q Hat™ - something yeasty.

 

[Doctor Q]

OK, I've eaten my hat with a glass of Chardonnay. And jelly beans and Triscuit crackers, since they were obviously the best side dishes to go with it, from a nutritional standpoint.

Luckily, I have a whole cabinet full of identical Q hats.

 

[mad jew]

That's awesome.

I've gotta get me one o' those Q Hats™. They look nutritious.

 

[~Shard~]

I don't know whether to be grateful or offended.

Grateful. It's the thought that counts, after all.

OK, I've eaten my hat with a glass of Chardonnay. And jelly beans and Triscuit crackers, since they were obviously the best side dishes to go with it, from a nutritional standpoint.

Luckily, I have a whole cabinet full of identical Q hats.

Always prepared, aren't you Doctor? That looked like a very tasty meal indeed.

Did you get a discount for purchasing so many Q hats in bulk? Do you have them neatly arranged in a queue in your cabinet?

 

[Doctor Q]

Did you get a discount for purchasing so many Q hats in bulk?

Of course. A little bulk in your diet is good for you.

Do you have them neatly arranged in a queue in your cabinet?

I alphabetized them.

 

[StarbucksSam]

Q, you must get REALLY bored.

 

[~Shard~]

I alphabetized them.

Are they alphabetized by "A" or "Q"? "Q", for "Q Hat", or "A" for "A Q Hat" (or possibly "Another Q Hat")?

 

[Oryan]

I wish I was half as witty as you three (Q, Shard, mad jew).

 

[mad jew]

By witty, I think you mean Spamtastic™.

 

[~Shard~]

I wish I was half as witty as you three (Q, Shard, mad jew).

Half as witty as each of us? Because 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 3/2 and that's a lot of wit!

 

[mkrishnan]

After that incident with trying to make turtle soup out of that poor newbie's arms, then, yes, I think it would be better if you stuck to eating hats, Jew.

 

[Doctor Q]

Half as witty as each of us? Because 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 3/2 and that's a lot of wit!

I'm glad this thread is getting back to the math theme.

 

[Mord]

speaking of maths what the **** does this mean?

P = e^(-2KL)

K = [÷(2m ( V ñ E )]/h = wave number and h is the Planckís constant

i get it all but the notation describing K, DR Q (or any physicist), what does it all mean.

BTW i'm catching up, next time this happens i'll be in the top 50, muhahahahaha.

 

[mad jew]

After that incident with trying to make turtle soup out of that poor newbie's arms, then, yes, I think it would be better if you stuck to eating hats, Jew.

Ohh, but everyone needs some nice, hearty turtle and arm soup every now and then.

 

[Oryan]

speaking of maths what the **** does this mean?

P = e^(-2KL)

K = [÷(2m ( V ñ E )]/h = wave number and h is the Planckís constant

i get it all but the notation describing K, DR Q (or any physicist), what does it all mean.

Since you didn’t say exactly what these are and the notation is really jumbled, I’m going to take a guess. K looks similar to the quantum mechanical energy operator (the Hamiltonian), which is:

H = (p^2)/(2m) + V(x)

where p is the momentum operator, m is mass, and V is a function of static potential energy at a point. When used on a function describing a system, it will give you the total energy of that system. p can be expanded as

p = -ih?/?x. (partial derivative w.r.t. x, and h is h-bar).

This will give you the total momentum (kinetic energy) of the system/particle.

Note that H and p are operators so they must precede a function on which to operate. Also, they are usually written with a “ ^ “ over the letter.

As far as what P is, I have no clue. It looks like some sort of probability, but without more information I’m not really sure.

If you want some more information and some better equations, check out this page.

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[Doctor Q]

mad jew has now passed eyelikeart to become #3 in post count, after Mr. Anderson and wdlove.

Since eyelikeart has been inactive (as is wdlove), this isn't a great surprise. It was just a matter of when.

 

[mkrishnan]

Since eyelikeart has been inactive (as is wdlove), this isn't a great surprise. It was just a matter of when.

Is MJ even a 603 anymore, or has he reached Core Duo status already?

Congrats, Sir Jew™!

 

[eva01]

Oy i have kept my per day posting about the same was at 7.56 now its at 7.66

weird

 

[zach]

congrats, MJ, we all love you

 

[~Shard~]

Is MJ even a 603 anymore, or has he reached Core Duo status already?

Nah, he'll be a 603 for a couple thousand more posts... Then he'll become a 604 like wdlove is/was (?) and then perhaps onto the 74xx series of procs. He'll still have quite a few posts to make before he passes the 970s and becomes a macrumors x86.

 

[Abstract]

Mad Jew isn't a person. A machine must be typing all his responses for him. It's impossible to post at his frequency, no?

Oh sorry, I meant it was impossible to write quality posts at his frequency.

 

[mad jew]

Wow... Umm, I guess it was inevitable.

I reckon Abstract is onto something. There's no way I could have possibly done this alone. Right?

 

[job]

Wow, that's a lot of posts...

 

[~Shard~]

Wow... Umm, I guess it was inevitable.

I reckon Abstract is onto something. There's no way I could have possibly done this alone. Right?

Once again, thanks mad jew for making my excessive posting look not that bad when compared to yours...