To make matters worse, I was at Apple the other day getting my iPhone X screen fixed (they made me come back to the store 3 times and ended up just replacing it instead). Anyhow, this other guy was there to get a battery replaced for $29 on his 6+, they told him they could order the battery now but the repair likely won't be done til late March or April. Needless to say he was super pissed off. As a third party repair shop owner, Apple's piss poor customer service put a huge smile on my face. I have plenty of 6+ batteries in stock.
Just keep on sending all those pissed off customers straight into my loving arms, Apple.