No, it was just a really terrible attempt at a joke which made you look like an idiot.
Sorry. Humour fail.
Maybe I can make up for it with some info that might help people.
1. If you're preordering, then I'm 99.9% confident that they will (be supposed to) happen at 8 am tomorrow morning.
2. They probably won't start at exactly 8 am. They haven't the past couple of launches.
3. The servers will probably struggle when preorders do go live. Keep trying though and you'll get through eventually.
4. If I remember correctly from the iPhone 4 launch, preorders up until about mid-morning were shipped on launch day, and later preorders had to wait 3-5 days after launch until shipping.
5. Sim-free iPhones should work with any network's sims.
6. Contract phones work out about the same cost overall as a contract-free phone on the cheapest tariff over the same length of time. I found that the best option for me was to go contract-free with a rolling monthly contract on Tesco Mobile. That gave me the freedom of not being locked into a contract and upgrading when the 4S came out (although I decided not to).
7. Deliveries on launch day might be problematic for some. My iPhone 4 didn't arrive until the Monday after launch. Apple typically choose a couple of courier firms to deliver the iPhones and YMMV depending on the courier.
Hope that helps some people, although I'm sure most of you know all of this already. Apologies again for my strange sense of humour.