Please ignore my ignorance but if the iPhone isn't delivered on Friday, do you get some sort of compensation?
I know first world problem!
Of course you get compensation. I mean its not like its something meaningless like a heart or lung.
They re animate Steve jobs and he rides an aluminium unicorn to your door to personally hand deliver it. you then get an invite to Cupertino to whip Tim Cook with 1000 lashes.
Hope that helps