Good morning, noble warriors of delivery day! Today, destiny calls some of you to a sacred battle: the relentless stalking of a weary delivery driver as they traverse the kingdom one doorstep at a time. May your inner child scream with glee as though it were Christmas morning, and may your sanity endure the cruel torment of tracking updates that mock you with ‘out for delivery’ since 7 a.m. The madness is upon us—let the saga commence! 