Haha I was on the phone with Apple support for an unrelated issue right as this iOS fiasco was happening. He told me that they just released a new iFix that addresses multiple issues people have been experiencing. He was in the middle of telling how to install the new iFix when he suddenly paused and stammered,
"Um... err... I'm getting a message...." (Long pause) "Actually there is no iFix yet, but there should be one coming soon. You can wait for it if that's your preference."
I didn't really think anything of it until I logged on here afterward. I can just imagine the poor phone operator, in the middle of telling to download the iFix, seeing a flashing message pop up on his terminal that said, DO NOT TELL CUSTOMERS ABOUT 8.0.1!!!!