Well, Verizon really got me with the promos this year. I'm on US Mobile currently, so I was eligible for the $1,000 off the 14 Pro. Then with the $120 off the watch and half off the watch service line, I added the Ultra with the starlight alpine strap. Then I noticed I was now eligible for Verizon 5G home internet, which I was not before, so this I'll be able to switch my internet to them for $25/month instead of the $90 I pay now. With that saving, plus the promos, I'm getting a 256 GB 14 Pro in space black and an Ultra and internet for the same price as what I currently pay just for mobile service and internet service separately.
Ordering process was smoother than I expected given how notorious carriers are for messing stuff up, and my phone is scheduled to arrive on the 16th and the watch on the 23rd. The longest and toughest part of the process was getting my port out information from US Mobile.