Where's the invites? Ahh, no invites...

No, read the report on Bloomberg..
You forgot Tim playing Pokemon Go on 12" kabylake MacBook.
I just pooped my pants reading this!-October 27th Event-
Tim walks on stage smiling holding a 12.9" iPad Pro
-dramatic music- Tim smashes iPad Pro on the ground.
-Holds up new Macbook Pro- "THIS IS A ******* COMPUTER!"
ITS HAPPENING -- WHERES THE DRUNK GUY, HE NEEDS TO DO SOME SHOTS
Both! I think I want to meet Tim Cook!So did we break apple, or did apple break us?
A spec bump is a new machine though. You'd move to a different brand just becuase they dont do a redesign?
Now we're all gonna suffer insomnia until next Thursday....
YES!
YEESS!
TO WHISKY LAKE!
So now, how do you imagine the invite will looks like?
Something like "Sorry that took us an year"? Or more like "It was about f*cking time, we know" ?
GUYS!! How do you think the nonbelievers who a week ago caved and bought a early 2015 MBP whilst WAITING for the 2016 model feel now?
WE'VE WEEDED OUT THE WEAK.