"Does your phone track your heart rate and how many calories your burn during workouts? Mine doesn't."
Mine neither, but my 59,- fitness-tracker made from sweat resistant rubber does. Even transmit it via bluetooth onto my phone... (which happens to be an iPhone 6).
I don't want to step on anybodies toes here, but no one NEEDED an Apple Watch. It's luxury and fine if you believe that it enhances your life (but you know, humans came with built-in heart-rate tracker, if you feel like crap, heartrate is too high) more power to you, but there are people that RELY on a performant mac OS computer to do actual work with, earn a living and such you know.
The statement that the Apple watch doesn't delay MBPs, well I'm not so sure about that. I know, different departements and all, but to me it still feels like Apple's "FOCUS" has shifted from producing cutting edge pro tools to producing "me too" gadgets for the masses with luxury tax tacked on. Like, solving a problem that isn't there, and if it isn't there, they provide it with the package.
And no I'm not a windows fanboy, far from it, it's actually a practice every big tech company seems to do except maybe dell and Lenovo, they still build "down to earth" work equipment. Quality and design and value for money are other subjects entirely though.
Also, I'm still happily running my mac mini late 2012 with quad core xeons i7, SSD and 1TB 7200 hd in there with 16 gigs of ram. It's a brilliant machine and I did all the upgrades myself. That said it's a DICK move on apples side to remove the quads from the mini lineup AND remove user upgradeability. On most other machines they could argue "the design is so tight it's not user-upgradeable anymore" but on the mac mini, it's literally just soldering the bottom lid shut and attaching the ram permanently on the logic board. It's planned obscolescense and I STRONGLY disagree with such a move, no matter by what company.
That said, Apple really needs to bring a PRO machine worthy of it's name to see my money. Unfortunately I'm even less happy with the competition so it seems like I'm up for disappointment one way or another!
And again,
if you're happy with your gadgets and way of life, enjoy it, no insult intended.