Waiting for Skylake MBP thread

[flow280]

(Not so) fun fact - The 13" rMBP would be 460+ days since last update if it doesn't get updated until WWDC.

 

[BadgerLord]

5 Stages of greif

1. Denial — It's no big deal the new rMBP will come out soon enough we can wait.
2. Anger — Well this is F****** perfect, no updates, all rMBPs are dated, we want that new shiny Apple computer now! You hear us?! Announce them on monday!
3. Bargaining — God, are you there? It's us the bitten fruit logo cultist. If you can give us a sign of the comming rMBP we promise, promise, no more snickering at Microsoft and Google products.
4. Depression — UUUUheeeeaaaaaaaaaaw haaa haaaw, UUUUUEEAAAAH wa wa wa…
5. Acceptance — You know something? We should be cool with this, brand new fruitdevices for everyone yeah! Lets us just sit and wait for that announcement…

 

[bfid111]

Stages of greif

1. Denial — It's no big deal the new rMBP will come out soon enough we can wait.
2. Anger — Well this is F****** perfect, no updates, all rMBPs are dated, we want that new shiny Apple computer now! You hear us?! Announce them on monday!
3. Bargaining — God, are you there? It's us the bitten fruit logo cultist. If you can give us a sign of the comming rMBP we promise, promise, no more snickering at Microsoft and Google products.
4. Depression — UUUUheeeeaaaaaaaaaaw haaa haaaw, UUUUUEEAAAAH wa wa wa…
5. Acceptance — Guys you something? We should be cool with this, brand new fruitdevices for everyone yeah! Lets us just sit and wait for that announcement…

I'm between 4 and 5

 

[Dutchdude99]

Going to bed now guys, I expect this thread to be on at least page 296 when i wake up guys, don't let me down!

 

[OSX7]

5 Stages of greif

1. Denial — It's no big deal the new rMBP will come out soon enough we can wait.
2. Anger — Well this is F****** perfect, no updates, all rMBPs are dated, we want that new shiny Apple computer now! You hear us?! Announce them on monday!
3. Bargaining — God, are you there? It's us the bitten fruit logo cultist. If you can give us a sign of the comming rMBP we promise, promise, no more snickering at Microsoft and Google products.
4. Depression — UUUUheeeeaaaaaaaaaaw haaa haaaw, UUUUUEEAAAAH wa wa wa…
5. Acceptance — Guys you something? We should be cool with this, brand new fruitdevices for everyone yeah! Lets us just sit and wait for that announcement…

I've been in stage 5 since October.

 

[flow280]

5 Stages of greif

1. Denial — It's no big deal the new rMBP will come out soon enough we can wait.
2. Anger — Well this is F****** perfect, no updates, all rMBPs are dated, we want that new shiny Apple computer now! You hear us?! Announce them on monday!
3. Bargaining — God, are you there? It's us the bitten fruit logo cultist. If you can give us a sign of the comming rMBP we promise, promise, no more snickering at Microsoft and Google products.
4. Depression — UUUUheeeeaaaaaaaaaaw haaa haaaw, UUUUUEEAAAAH wa wa wa…
5. Acceptance — You know something? We should be cool with this, brand new fruitdevices for everyone yeah! Lets us just sit and wait for that announcement…

For me, number 2 and 4 in sequence.

 

[Mathexx]

5 Stages of greif

1. Denial — It's no big deal the new rMBP will come out soon enough we can wait.
2. Anger — Well this is F****** perfect, no updates, all rMBPs are dated, we want that new shiny Apple computer now! You hear us?! Announce them on monday!
3. Bargaining — God, are you there? It's us the bitten fruit logo cultist. If you can give us a sign of the comming rMBP we promise, promise, no more snickering at Microsoft and Google products.
4. Depression — UUUUheeeeaaaaaaaaaaw haaa haaaw, UUUUUEEAAAAH wa wa wa…
5. Acceptance — You know something? We should be cool with this, brand new fruitdevices for everyone yeah! Lets us just sit and wait for that announcement…

Well, this is my second big MBP waiting thread (waiting for sandy bridge was the first), and I don't feel the grief right now. It could change any moment tho.

 

[TechZeke]

tsup guys?

are you ready to be looped in ?

This post with your profile picture.

 

[Dcfc1884]

Hi, I'm in the denial stage. I'm denying only Macbooks will be updated without at least the 13" Macbook Pro.

Denial here too

 

[Mathexx]

Going to bed now guys, I expect this thread to be on at least page 296 when i wake up guys, don't let me down!

I'm doing my part!

 

[bfid111]

Going to bed now guys, I expect this thread to be on at least page 296 when i wake up guys, don't let me down!

300 wooooo

 

[nicovh]

Chapter 8: Pop Quiz

If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should:

A: Fireboard those motherjammers

B: Hypothetical them in the clavicle

C: Draxx them sklounst

 

[Mathexx]

Chapter 8: Pop Quiz

If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should:

A: Fireboard those motherjammers

B: Hypothetical them in the clavicle

C: Draxx them sklounst

Bestest post eva

 

[killawat]

Enjoy

 

[bfid111]

Enjoy

Xanax lol

 

[nicovh]

Enjoy

I am all ready baby

 

[bfid111]

I am all ready baby

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i'm gonna get one from cvs

 

[sim888]

Enjoy

hahaha. love it!

Me at 5:30am tomorrow as i witness Timmy say thanks for coming, walks off the stage, and there's no rMBP announcement

 

[bfid111]

hahaha. love it!

Me at 5:30am tomorrow as i witness Timmy say thanks for coming, walks off the stage, and there's no rMBP announcement

Nooooo

 

[WRONG]

Hello again guys.
I'm not drunk anymore.
I did not expect all that love and likes for that post.
Everything it's so funny.
Also, considering that the most liked posts on this thread are just me multiquoting a guy and me saying "i'm drunk I love ya all" is both wonderful and sad for this neverending wait.
I mean, in 292 pages and two and half years, the most pleasant news was "I'm drunk".
Apple, this maybe should make you seriously think about your lacks.

Anyway, still loving all you guys.
Seeya for the live event in 19 hours.

 

[Serban]

So what was the last time that the macbook pro 13" and 15" get an update?

 

[nicovh]

Hello again guys.
I'm not drunk anymore.
I did not expect all that love and likes for that post.
Everything it's so funny.
Also, considering that the most liked posts on this thread are just me multiquoting a guy and me saying "i'm drunk I love ya all" is both wonderful and sad for this neverending wait.
I mean, in 292 pages and two and half years, the most pleasant news was "I'm drunk".
Apple, this maybe should make you seriously think about your lacks.

Anyway, still loving all you guys.
Seeya for the live event in 19 hours.

I am taking over your role today hahaha

 

[bfid111]

So what was the last time that the macbook pro 13" and 15" get an update?

at least 13 inch was updated (in terms of processors) last year.
15 inch didn't get any processor upgrade. (except dGPU)

 

[WRONG]

So what was the last time that the macbook pro 13" and 15" get an update?

Smart question.
According to Wikipedia,

MBP 13"
"On March 9, 2015, with Intel Broadwell processors, Iris 6100 graphics, 100 percent faster flash storage, increased battery life, and the Force Touch trackpad."
MBP 15"
"On May 19, 2015, with similarly fast flash storage, increased battery life, the Force Touch trackpad, and an AMD Radeon R9 discrete (crappy) graphics card on the higher-end model."

But, if we consider the 15" by the CPU side:

"On October 22, 2013, Apple updated the line with Intel's Haswell processors and Iris Graphics, 802.11ac Wi-Fi, Thunderbolt 2, and PCIe-based flash storage."

So 17 months ago.
Wow, I just noticed that this thread came to life just 4 days after that. How optimist was the thread starter...

 

[knassar]

I am taking over your role today hahaha

I was going to say, your WFSL starter pack was disappointingly light on the booze.

cheerio chaps!