Lol, you should know better.I am not sure why some people think that there will be hundreds of pages of outrage if the new MBP doesn't come up during WWDC. I think that we are all pretty conditioned to disappointment by now and used to waiting, so I think that most will handle it well. We will just continue waiting, which we are professionals at now.
Also, the "disappointment" people show here is just anticipation and hope but masked, to convince themselves that they won't be affected or at least in major way. Watch this thread reach the 700 by the end of the day.
P.S Happy (or not) WWDC everyone!