Wouldn't hold my breath for the September event. Here's what I think we'll get:
- iPhone 7 and 7 Plus. Tim Describing how they are the best iPhones ever released. Crowd goes crazy, up until the point where they mention they ditched the headphone jack and an awkward silence forms.
- Apple Watch 2. Yes, they will bring out that guy Kevin again. You know, the one who will be stuttering on stage while presenting his new Mickey Mouse watchfaces for the Apple Watch 2. This is the time where I will flip out and throw my Apple TV remote through the glass of my TV.
- Speaking of Apple TV, they will demo all the new software for the ATV, iPhone and iPad.
- Last but not least, one more thing! Forget about MBPs, here is the upgraded iPad Pro 12.9". It looks exactly the same as the one we introduced last year, but now it has the same display technology we introduced on the 9.7" back in March. Also, you can now pair it with the new international keyboard layouts which we released a month ago! What's a computer?!
Finally, Tim will be back on stage and wrap up the event.