Unfortunately, it wasn't worth wasting 7 minutes, let alone over 2 hours.
When the biggest cheers came from the intro of automated-emojis, it pretty much settled it for me that I'm clearly not part of Apple's target market anymore.
Umm, I understand what you are saying, I'm in the same boat. However, how can I not be Apple's target market? In the last few years I've purchased iPhone 4s, 5, and 6. iPad 2 and Air 2. MacBook Pro 2011 and 2014. Mac Pro 2010, Mac Mini, iMac. Apple TV 3rd and 4th generation. I've been a faithfully loyal customer for years, since the PowerPC era in fact. I'm eagerly waiting, with money in hand, for the iPhone 7, Apple Watch 2, Apple TV 5th gen, and MacBook Pro 2016. Where are they?
How the heck can a broke teenager or college student be the new target market?