Weird things you do just because

[howard]

interesting thread... i think it take guts to find and name weird/awkward things you do.

i always urinate before I watch a movie and before I leave the house

i almost always take my plate into the kitchen IMMEDIATELY after eating, sometimes even while I'm chewing my last bite.

when I am cooking I wash my hands after touch ANY food... not sure why


I"m sure theres more, I'll have to think.

 

[eMac4ever]

My dad writes in capital letters all time. If something is actually supposed to be in capital's he underlines it.

e.g

BRITNEY SPEARS

 

[nitynate]

The only weird thing i do is I randomly will clean my friends' rooms.

I cant stand a dirty room.


I need to drink 1 cup of coffee in the morning no less, no more. A splash of soy and 1 sugar.

I also need to drink at least one monster in the afternoon
Otherwise I cant function at all.

 

[mariahlullaby]

You should cut down on your milk intake.

Milk is not good.

Cows are pumped full of hormones so they can produce milk all year round.

You're taking in those hormones yourself!

"Dairy products are a health hazard. They contain no fiber or complex carbohydrates and are laden with saturated fat and cholesterol. They are contaminated with cow's blood and pus and are frequently contaminated with pesticides, hormones, and antibiotics. Dairy products are linked to allergies, constipation, obesity, heart disease, cancer, and other diseases."

I never said I do it because I think it's good for me. I do it because I love milk. I don't drink soda, so I figure it's at least a little better.

 

[someguy]

Whenever I drink out of a glass, I need to wipe the area around the rim of the cup with my thumb because a single droplet of water (or whatever I'm drinking) sitting in an area of the cup where my lips has been makes me go crazy.

I thought I was the only one.

I tend to bite the skin/gunk/whatever off the *bites stuff off lip* very surface of my lips when I'm bored/nervous/thinking *bites stuff off lip* or sometimes just for no *bites stuff off lip* apparent reason.

I'm always doing this as well. All the time.

Yes, even now (but I didn't realize until just now).

 

[katie ta achoo]

I swoosh my windshield wiper fluid all the time.
at least 3 times per mile, I just woosh it....

Good thing I just fill the tank with water; I used to waste $1/gallon of windshield wiper detergent!

 

[iBookG4user]

I can never step on cracks, I even go so far as to watch each step I take to make sure I don't.
If the floor is in a pattern like a colored square pattern then I can only step on single colored squares.
I have to have the shoulder strap on my laptop bag on my left shoulder while the bag is on my right side.
I always sit in the back of a movie theater.
I tend to use old english and words that are not used often anymore like tis and nifty.
When I play a video game, I usually beat it on the first time but can't beat it again.
I find it excessively annoying when someone uses bad grammar when posting something

(before anyone asks, I am not superstitious)

 

[zephead]

I can never step on cracks, I even go so far as to watch each step I take to make sure I don't.
If the floor is in a pattern like a colored square pattern then I can only step on single colored squares.

Then what do you do when you are inevitably faced with a mosaic-like floor?

 

[technicolor]

I cant drink from plastic cups, unless the cup is brand new, and after that one drink I cant use it again for drinking.

 

[skunk]

(before anyone asks, I am not superstitious)

O Rly?

 

[Markleshark]

You should cut down on your milk intake.

Milk is not good.

Cows are pumped full of hormones so they can produce milk all year round.

You're taking in those hormones yourself!

"Dairy products are a health hazard. They contain no fiber or complex carbohydrates and are laden with saturated fat and cholesterol. They are contaminated with cow's blood and pus and are frequently contaminated with pesticides, hormones, and antibiotics. Dairy products are linked to allergies, constipation, obesity, heart disease, cancer, and other diseases."

Rich.

Ha *Doesn't care* I drink like 1-2 pints of milk a day. Who cares? Me? Nope... I love cows, infact I love dairy and will until the day I die, milk, cheese its all good. I don't smoke, don't take drugs either. I am sick to **** of this nanny state!! Don't do this, its bad for you, don't do that think about 500 years from now and what that'll do, don't do that, don't do this. Bored of that! Sick of people telling ME what I can do...

Vegans? They piss me off the most... Must conserve the planet. Stop eating the bastard then!!

... Finished... For now...

 

[bartelby]

I eat M&Ms, Smarties and Skittles one colour at a time.
People think I'm odd for doing this, I think I'm perfectly normal.

 

[Abstract]

I thought I was the only one.


I'm always doing this as well. All the time.

Yes, even now (but I didn't realize until just now).

Oh man, I do that as well, except I use my top set of teeth to "bite down" on my lower lip, and then use my upper teeth to scrape my lower lip.

We're a bit too similar for my liking. Do I have two logins here?

 

[Queso]

I thank cashpoints when they give me money

 

[someguy]

We're a bit too similar for my liking. Do I have two logins here?

Nah, see you don't get the uneasy feeling each time you shut a light off or flip a switch of any kind - that it isn't quite flipped all the way to the point where you have to go back and flip it again. As if, perhaps, it stopped in some unlikely inbetween point, close enough to Off so that the light blinked off, but close enough to On so that the light is just barely dimming due to the limited amount of electricity still managing it's way about the circuit.

I do this with more than just switches though. Latches, padlocks, power buttons - hell, even System Preferences settings! I'll tick 'em... then untick 'em and tick 'em again as if somehow they may not have been ticked all the way.

 

[MacBoobsPro]

This thread is damn funny!

There are some crazy people out there.

The only thing I can think of is I always wear two pairs of socks when Im out. Even in Summer. I think it started when I bought some really expensive shoes that didnt really fit very well. Then ever since then Ive always worn two pairs of socks out of habit.

 

[whooleytoo]

When eating, I always start at the little end of whatever I'm eating (steak/fish etc.) and eat towards the big end. Likewise, I eat the little potatoes or vegetables first, then the larger ones. That way I've more left, see?

Ever since I was very young, I can't never leave a pea on my plate after me. Just in case it was a baby one and was left all alone.

I HATE cheese. My sisters used to try sneaking it into everything I ate, and would jump out and scream if I ate it without noticing. I think it worked like a kind of brainwashing - I get nauseous even if someone tells me cheese was near my food!

When trying to act nonchalant (like after tripping over a crack in the footpath) I tend to scrunch my nose, which gives the game away a bit..

I always have to live near water (river, lake, sea) even though I can't swim and don't care all that much for the beach.

I hate knocking cobwebs, as the spiders will have nowhere to live. (and yes, I know spiders don't live in the cobwebs).

 

[mad jew]

I post on MacRumors.

 

[furious]

i always lie to my Grandma

i hate dust.

i can not replace something until it no longer works. like my ipod, mobile, bed light etc.

when i get my hair cut i always ask the person not to cut my ears. every time they cut near my ears i remind them.

i like only have things i need and use in my life. if i no longer need clothes, books, whatever i cannot hold on to it. yes i no it contradicts an earlier point.

i always point-out rhetoric questions.

i hate when people get close to me. i like if i was in the cinema i would like to have a set between me and the people beside me.

i always close my eyes when i kiss. many potential relationships have ended because of this. it is like a reflects.

i can never understand when to use a comma. i have had 3 years to one on one tutoring and still don't get it.

the list goes on and on

 

[mad jew]

i always close my eyes when i kiss. many potential relationships have ended because of this. it is like a reflects.

Really? How bizarre. I don't like it when people kiss with their eyes open. It's creepy.

 

[Lau]

When eating, I always start at the little end of whatever I'm eating (steak/fish etc.) and eat towards the big end. Likewise, I eat the little potatoes or vegetables first, then the larger ones. That way I've more left, see?

That's funny — I usually do the opposite, and eat the big end first. I think it's because, to me, that's leaving the best bit till last. I like the crispy bits of meat and fish (and the crispiest bit is always the small end - same with roast potators, the small ones are the crispiest), I like the skin of a potato more than the potato (there's more of a skin to potato ratio on a small potato), and so on.

 

[skunk]

roast potators

I say potatoes, you say potators....

Apparently.

 

[whooleytoo]

That's funny — I usually do the opposite, and eat the big end first. I think it's because, to me, that's leaving the best bit till last. I like the crispy bits of meat and fish (and the crispiest bit is always the small end - same with roast potators, the small ones are the crispiest), I like the skin of a potato more than the potato (there's more of a skin to potato ratio on a small potato), and so on.

So, you're saying it's a quality vs. quantity debate? Let the big vs little endian wars commence!

 

[MacBoobsPro]

i always close my eyes when i kiss. many potential relationships have ended because of this. it is like a reflects.

Most people do Its a reflex action because it hurts the eyes to look at something one inch away from your face.

You must have weird girlfriends/boyfriends

 

[whooleytoo]

i always close my eyes when i kiss. many potential relationships have ended because of this. it is like a reflects.

Funny - of all the weird things in this thread, this is the only one that seems weird to me. Someone broke up with you because you close your eyes while kissing? Maybe if you close them, oh I don't know.. 5 minutes beforehand, fair enough!