What's wrong with having a better device for bathroomreading? Get rid of the magazine rack and make a toilet roll holder/tablet dock. Fact is, iPhone gets a lot of bathroom use and something more suited to all other media would change the game once again and create a market that no one thought existed, but now can't live without...
...Seriously expect an excellent bathroom reader/viewer/surfer, and just hope Apple squeeze better than iPhone functionality in for good measure. Maybe that's what the fireball is saying, it's so hard to read his vague-quote punctuated drivel.
"The iPhone gets a lot of bathroom use". This has to be one of the silliest things I have read on here. You can't justify a product like the tablet just because people use a similar one in the bathroom!
Whats wrong with it is that Steve has panned tablets for being just that, a bathroom reader.