I just watched
The Great Gatsby. Well, the truth be told, I watched 35 minutes, and felt that the producers owe me a huge amount of money for sticking it out that long.
I would say the film is all surface, but, in fact, it is a black hole out of which nothing of an cinematic value can escape. From the first incredibly badly read voice over, I was lost in the total cinematic void of this film. The acting...no...the reading of the incredibly bad script, was nonexistent. As some reviewer said, Toby McQuire was like a mannequin who came to life, but didn't know it came to life.
The direction and cinematography attempted to be "creative"...a huge mistake. Going across the water...whiz! Going back...whiz! Very creative...whiz! Too many whizzes!
Ok...enough. An appalling, wooden, awful script. Marble statutes declaiming their lines. Horrendous direction, if there actually was a director. There is absolutely nothing, IMO, to recommend this movie.
It's so frightfully bad, it's just bad. An unbelievable $105,000,000 wasted on total crap!
Avoid this turkey (with apologies to turkeys) at all cost.
Of course...just one man's opinion...