- Player bit one of his opponents below the belt during a fight in November 2019
- The victim required about 10 stitches and had to take four days off work
- The amateur player was suspended for five years from a local league
It was said with tongue firmly in cheek.
That said, I don’t like to contemplate how I would taste to a predator 😬
One of the many changes in my life that came with moving in with my SO is that she has two cats.
It’s interesting living with cats.
But I remind my SO that if they were much larger, they’d probably kill us and eat us.
But would they find you sufficiently tasty? Unlike dogs, cats are selective about what they eat, and can be fastidious when they choose to dine.
Soooooo...
I'm not sure which mystifies me more. What the footballer did to get suspended. Or the fact that 5 years was the punishment they settled on.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...five-years-France-biting-opponents-penis.html
I imagine to a predator my former wife would taste like chicken (no MSG). But then it would be hungry again ten minutes later. 😬
I was actually thinking more of it like a 'guy thing', because if some guy goes & finds his mouth anywhere near there & intentionally goes to chomp down during a sporting event. I don't think a 5 year ban is the way to go. How about NEVER?! EVER again! That biter has a self control issue!Interesting. This thread is devolving into the formation of a cult of cannibalistic customs.
On a different topic: Lunch, anyone?
I was actually thinking more of it like a 'guy thing', because if some guy goes & finds his mouth anywhere near there & intentionally goes to chomp down during a sporting event. I don't think a 5 year ban is the way to go. How about NEVER?! EVER again! That biter has a self control issue!
I've been elbowed, poked in the eye, thumbed in the throat, even hit near the temple accidentally, kicked in the nads, ( not football mind you ) but have someone try to bite me? Let alone there! That guy returns and he's automatically labelled 'the cannibal'.
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What team wants to play against that guy?!🤭
[Note: The above was erroneously posted on a different thread and poor @Mefisto was even tagged!]
I imagine to a predator my former wife would taste like chicken (no MSG). But then it would be hungry again ten minutes later.![]()
I bet I would taste seriously bad. I'm like mixing the past three days worth of leftovers together to have enough to eat on day 4. Dreadful.
Hope the arm is still good for drawing.Going into week 4 with my arm (seeing good news on Tuesday in spite of doing some stupid things earlier this week with said arm. Physical Therapy helped).
Thinking positive for mom. We also have an appointment with her surgeon on Tuesday.
Applied for another job at a very prestige firm I interviewed at 2x last year. Think I am better suited for this position. We'll see.
Hoping everyone here is okay.
Going into week 4 with my arm (seeing good news on Tuesday in spite of doing some stupid things earlier this week with said arm. Physical Therapy helped).
Thinking positive for mom. We also have an appointment with her surgeon on Tuesday.
Applied for another job at a very prestige firm I interviewed at 2x last year. Think I am better suited for this position. We'll see.
Hoping everyone here is okay.
Sometimes you can only do so much.When cleaning day comes and you've got no ambition, it's very difficult to get your gears in place.
Laundry going, I'm only at step one.
Luckily I'm down to just vacuuming and moping. Well, wet Swiffer.Sometimes you can only do so much.
I hope you are feeling better.Luckily I'm down to just vacuuming and moping. Well, wet Swiffer.
So I have been chugging along pretty steadily. Dusting, bleaching surfaces, laundry, beds made, glass wiped down, so I'm good.
I wonder if others experience the need to clean so thoroughly even if they are not feeling well. It's odd how it's both therapeutic and exhausting at the same time.
No, I am not a cleaning fanatic or obsessive, and have (and had) manny other sources of stress to cope with; in fact, cleaning annoys me, and makes me bad-tempered, - it does not give me any satisfaction, rather, it tires and drains me, and I do it most unwillingly.
Hence, if and whenever possible, I will pay someone to do it, which is what my mother used to do not only when she was working, but also for long after she retired, indeed, until after she passed away.
When my husband was alive and we both worked, we had a cleaning woman come in. That was great! That was a long time ago. Since I am retired now and also living in a small condo apartment as opposed to the townhouse, I have the luxury of doing my own thing at any time, and if one day I am in the mood to do some cleaning, great, I do it, but I don't fuss if it doesn't happen that day after all. With laundry, the same thing: I don't have a scheduled "laundry day," I just toss the clothes into the washer and dryer when the need arises, and sometimes I do one kind of laundry one day -- say, clothing -- and reserve doing sheets and towels, that sort of thing, for another day. One way or the other it all gets done eventually! IMHO, in life there are many more things to do that are far more interesting than cleaning and laundry.
When my husband was alive and we both worked, we had a cleaning woman come in. That was great! That was a long time ago. Since I am retired now and also living in a small condo apartment as opposed to the townhouse, I have the luxury of doing my own thing at any time, and if one day I am in the mood to do some cleaning, great, I do it, but I don't fuss if it doesn't happen that day after all. With laundry, the same thing: I don't have a scheduled "laundry day," I just toss the clothes into the washer and dryer when the need arises, and sometimes I do one kind of laundry one day -- say, clothing -- and reserve doing sheets and towels, that sort of thing, for another day. One way or the other it all gets done eventually! IMHO, in life there are many more things to do that are far more interesting than cleaning and laundry.