Where are they, I don't see them.

I do think it's funny however that you could possibly call me a hypocrite.... maybe you don't know what the word means. Here is the def:
Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective
Now that you know what the word hypocrite means, I would like to know your rational for calling me such. I would assume that you're either ignorant.... well we know that's true because you don't even know me, or you're just a schmuck who would presume to know what's in another person's mind/heart. Or maybe you're both. Maybe you can tell me...... and I thought Americans were supposed to be the arrogant ones.
As I said in my post, to each his own. I however think, when compared next to the 1st gen and the 4th gen, 3g/3gs look cheap in comparison. Shiny plastic was really cool back 10 years ago when the then new iPods where made but not so much in 2010. I know they still make the MB out of the crap shiny plastic.... guess that's why it's the "bargain" version.
You can keep your shiny plastic but I'll take aluminum and glass any day of the week and twice on Friday......