Why are cows funny?

[applehero]

I suddenly have a craving for a steak and some ice cream!

 

[MacNut]

Well done...you're in rare form today.

medium rare

 

[IJ Reilly]

Well done...you're in rare form today.

You ain't heard the calf of it.

 

[Legolamb]

Cows had a far more amoozing reputation before their lethal impact on the environment was known. Just one of many articles:
http://earthsave.org/globalwarming.htm

 

[WildCowboy]

medium rare

Shanks for correcting me.

 

[MacNut]

Shanks for correcting me.

no reason to hot dog it.....all I could think of.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

I think this thread needs some bovine intervention.

 

[TheAnswer]

I'm sure all these veal-y good puns are just forming a thin flank in an attempt to skirt the issue.

 

[MacNut]

Who cut the cheese.

 

[mad jew]

I love cow's eyes. You can't get angry with an animal that has such beautiful eyes.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

It would take more than 3 to stomach this thread anymore. (Yeah, I know that the 3 stomach thing is bull)

 

[mpw]

I love cow's eyes. You can't get angry with an animal that has such beautiful eyes.

...and tongue. Oh the pleasure a tongue like that could give

 

[WildCowboy]

I think this thread needs some bovine intervention.

Do you really think we'll loin our lesson?

 

[Royale w/cheese]

Do you really think we'll loin our lesson?

I am going to ox everybody to stop with the yokes.

 

[MacNut]

Anyone have any calfinated coffee.

 

[WildCowboy]

I am going to ox everybody to stop with the yokes.

What, you can't take all the ribbing?

Shall I chuck this thread in the Wasteland?

 

[TheAnswer]

I love cow's eyes. You can't get angry with an animal that has such beautiful eyes.

I'm not sure I'd feel the same if a mohel had used his brisket on me.

 

[MacNut]

No keep it here and let the flies swarm it.

 

[TheAnswer]

Shall I chuck this thread in the Wasteland?

Are you sure there's rumen there?

 

[Royale w/cheese]

What, you can't take all the ribbing?

Shall I chuck this thread in the Wasteland?

No, I think I will come a round.

 

[IJ Reilly]

What, you can't take all the ribbing?

Shall I chuck this thread in the Wasteland?

You'd butter not.

 

[MacNut]

I would hate for this grade A thread to get ground up in the wasteland.

 

[MacNut]

You'd butter not.

Don't marginalize it.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

You'd butter not.

Let him whey his options.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Hey, I churned my lesson!