Why are cows funny?

[MacNut]

I don't want this thread to go to pasture.

 

[WildCowboy]

Okay, guys, I'll leave it here. But even though I hate to prod, please beef up the quality of your posts.

 

[TheAnswer]

Okay, guys, I'll leave it here. But even though I hate to prod, please beef up the quality of your posts.

What a great show of husbandry...let's hope the amount of tripe decreases.

 

[MacNut]

its a meal...or deal.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

Hey, I churned my lesson!

Well, you had a good teet-cher.

 

[IJ Reilly]

That wasn't hoof bad.

 

[MacNut]

Well, you had a good teet-cher.

Get good graze.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

Okay, guys, I'll leave it here. But even though I hate to prod, please beef up the quality of your posts.

I got t-bone to pick with you.

 

[WildCowboy]

I wonder if Q has seen what we've done to his thread. He'll be a bull in a china shop.

 

[MacNut]

He will be seeing red.

 

[TheAnswer]

Well, you had a good teet-cher.

I believe it was Sir Loin of Hereford.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

I would like to buy all of you a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

 

[WildCowboy]

I would like to buy all of you a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

You're grasping at straws with that one.

 

[Royale w/cheese]

You're grasping at straws with that one.

Hay, now.

 

[MacNut]

Ya thats not so tender.

 

[Kashchei]

Simple answer: because they are so bovine.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Is that pasture present?

 

[MacNut]

Thats slaughter hewy.

 

[Peterkro]

This whole thing is semeningly getting out of hand.

 

[TheAnswer]

I'm sure the British mods all want to Angus now.

 

[Peterkro]

Oh I'm sure they've all aberdeen there before.

 

[MartyMoe]

Shall I chuck this thread in the Wasteland?

Well, I don't want to steer you wrong, but I think you should keep it.


(I am desperately trying to write all these down!)

 

[Peterkro]

Vache you mean?

 

[Doctor Q]

I wonder if Q has seen what we've done to his thread. He'll be a bull in a china shop.

Yes, I'm having a cow, man, because I really was curious about the original question. Sigh.

 

[iSaint]

Okay, guys, I'll leave it here. But even though I hate to prod, please beef up the quality of your posts.

Aww, don't brand us all!