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Why are cows funny?
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heck, what a tired yoke. It'll take more ribbing than that to goad us into action. I'd rather yak here all day, take this thread by the tail and rennet into the ground, than go on a cinematic junket. Maybe it's because I live near L.A., which any teamster bos can tell you is omasum movie stars. Everyday, I can go down to the porterhouse and zebu tea full starlets without a brahman.
Definitely better than say, the Santa Cruz Highlands, where I saw some Dutch Belted right in the Longhorn. He went by the name of Murray Grey, and heard the girls up there dewlap up the Pabst Blue ribbon. So he got out of his Limousin and went into the bowling alley (he was a real Pinzgauer as the English would say). He asked a Blonde d'Aquitaine for a little Milking Shorthorn (that's slang for oral Sussex), but her brothers Dexter and Normande, a couple of Hotlander Bralers, jumped him and beat all his Galloway.
Well, I'm sure this is Boran you all by now. What are everyone's plans for the weekend? I'm going to Maine - Anjou?
This isn't a Windows forum, you know.
I almost replaced that term with Red Poll, but I decided to err on the side of cowtion.
I like the logo of Horizon Organic. In fact, I learned about the company long before I ever saw their products in the supermarket because of a logo re-design they undertook, which was covered in a magazine article.
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I need a version of Ferrari's 'prancing horse' logo
where the Ferrari word is replaced with the word 'Jersey' (including the stretched J in place of the F, but with a prancing cow (not bull) instead of the horse. Any body any good in PS/Illustrtor? There's nothing but thanks on offer btw.
EDIT: could the green/white/red flag be changed to a jersy flag too if poss, big red x on a white backgroud
where the Ferrari word is replaced with the word 'Jersey' (including the stretched J in place of the F, but with a prancing cow (not bull) instead of the horse. Any body any good in PS/Illustrtor? There's nothing but thanks on offer btw.
EDIT: could the green/white/red flag be changed to a jersy flag too if poss, big red x on a white backgroud
On a related note, I just saw a piece on the news about The Secret Life of Cows exhibit in Santa Monica.
The COW Programming for Bovines is quite interesting.
simple loop using current memory block as a counter
MOO
MOo
[[ anything in here happens "current" number of times ]]
moo
simple loop using current memory block as a counter
MOO
MOo
[[ anything in here happens "current" number of times ]]
moo
I guess there is no use asking us to cud it out.
EDIT: Argh! That was used before. My bad. I feel like such a leche for stealing it.
I thought they were called Highland cows. Either way, I think they're really quite cute.Scottish cows (properly known as an Angus cow) are the funniest. Yes, they mysteriously only have 3 legs!
Ever heard of cow tipping..?
Proper name is an Aberdeen Angus cow. You might have heard of Aberdeen Angus beef - very good and tasty meat.
Thanks for the rib tickling puns everyone. I was laughing so hard I was moo-ning in pain. My boss grilled me as to why I was chuck-ling so hard and I told him that you guys were all out in the pasture raising all kinds of bull. No more MR for me at the office now