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This was possibly the most awesome thread I have seen in a while. It had the smell of troll but the looks of damsel in distress. Just enough to keep you going and enough pretty bread crumbs on the ground to get you to the next post.

It even had the hint of sexism and religion built in, which I could really see Jesus coming back and looking at a messy house and going "Man, I am not touching this guy." ROFL... Is it dirtier than the dumpster you thought it was thrown into?

All in all, this had just enough to piss off a few and make some others laugh while the final few sat back patiently waiting for the case of the "Wife and the pad" saga to unfold.
 
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