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Women don't fart
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says the person who posted a picture of a guy with his hands down his boxers not too long ago
.I lived in a household with 3 women for 18 years of my life. They definitely poo. As for farting, I haven't heard them do it that many times, but I know they do
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I can't believe this is a topic
I can't believe I'm reading this. I can't believe I'm responding to this.
Women DO fart. But gentlemen don't "Dutch oven".
I can't believe I wrote that.
I can't believe I'm reading this. I can't believe I'm responding to this.
Women DO fart. But gentlemen don't "Dutch oven".
I can't believe I wrote that.
Women farts are generally of the silent but violent variety. Deadly in confined spaces, such as your car. You have been warned.
*This thread stinks, btw.
*This thread stinks, btw.
women love to blame it on other things..
"oh, it was the baby"
"honey, the [insert cat, dog, snake, wallaby, etc.] farted!"
"oh, it was the baby"
"honey, the [insert cat, dog, snake, wallaby, etc.] farted!"
And then any dudes in the car take credit.
Nothing was as bad as the "Post you toilette seat" thread.*This thread stinks, btw.
*shudders*
I still have nightmares.
my wife lets it go without any shame around me, or her folks as it seems.
initially when we started to get together, of course, very lady like, but now, she'll even 'dutch' up the bed and 'surprise me' with the ambience.
must admit, I've taught her a few things, she's slowly becoming a jedi master
initially when we started to get together, of course, very lady like, but now, she'll even 'dutch' up the bed and 'surprise me' with the ambience.
must admit, I've taught her a few things, she's slowly becoming a jedi master
says the person who posted a picture of a guy with his hands down his boxers not too long ago.
LOL!!!
she might be a fembot
maybe if you get her a copy of this for the holidays.
Thats only if you really want to talk about it, and I don't understand why you would want to. I would imagine the talk about cycles comes right after the talk about poop, more mystery I say. her pooping is not relevant to your relationship, unless infact she is a fembot, and then you can stop using contraception ...
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dude, remember that time when you were walking down the street, when all of a sudden she told you she just happened to stepped on a duck? Right then...
You need to hang out at the political forum more often.
That would explain a lot.
Hah! And it was a she!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/
Turns out women not only fart, but they'll do anything (including compromising FAA laws) to cover up their own little brand of "terrorism."
How apropos.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/
Turns out women not only fart, but they'll do anything (including compromising FAA laws) to cover up their own little brand of "terrorism."
How apropos.
And her I sit thinking that my PB has a burning smell!*This thread stinks, btw.
I can assure you - we function like any other animal... we do both!
My friend has been with her boyfriend for almost 3 years and she refuses to pass gas around him. She'll go so far as to go home to do a #2. I don't understand it at all... it's a perfectly normal thing to do. It took me about 2 months to get comfortable enough around my boyfriend to do it. For some people it just takes longer I guess.
My friend has been with her boyfriend for almost 3 years and she refuses to pass gas around him. She'll go so far as to go home to do a #2. I don't understand it at all... it's a perfectly normal thing to do. It took me about 2 months to get comfortable enough around my boyfriend to do it. For some people it just takes longer I guess.
Right before we take a shower...while the shower is warming up, of course. Women's secrets revealed!
Wow.
Well I don't feel comfortable letting one rip in front of my girlfriend, and I've dated her for awhile. I'm sure she would never fart around me. Maybe it's a cultural thing. I don't think I'd ever just let it go. I'd probably try to hold it in until I was alone before I did so, and if I couldn't, then I'd do it if I knew it was going to be a quiet, "unscented" one.
that made my day. thank you and take care.
an old girlfriend sent me this one... i am not sure what she wants to achieve by sending it to me...
You can tell?
Do you have some sort of fart-forcaster? Some scientific instrument that you place up you buttocks to measure wind velocity and smell power?
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Haha, funniest thing in this thread so far.
And yes, marriage is a real eye opener.