They don't fart or #2 for long periods of time (days), usually due to years of "holding it in" in public. Beware of the day the cork comes out though, you'll probably need to call someone to unclog your toilet.
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I have no useful input into the farting or dumping except to say that this is one of the most entertaining threads Ive ever read. Educational too.
And to stay on topic... ummmmm. I once saw a woman dookey. So I can attest that it does indeed happen, but cant say how often, or if it only happens after marriage.
And to stay on topic... ummmmm. I once saw a woman dookey. So I can attest that it does indeed happen, but cant say how often, or if it only happens after marriage.
I don't think you should visit this thread anymore. You've done too much damage...
Yeah, you must not be around too many pregnant ones. Especially while giving birth.
You get those drugs in them, and look out. Sleeping too. Especially after burrito night. I try to hold it in most of the times, doing it only in private. Running the showers while going, waiting for it to get hot. Don't mind if it comes out the other direction. I had a female friend who could put any man to shame with her burps. I'd always say something funny like, "my God, that is so attractive". My Parents don't seem to mind, my Dad ripping one whenever he feels like it and my Mom going to the bathroom with the door open all the time. *insert :bleh: smilie here*
This has to be the funniest thread I've seen in ages. But yes, women can let it rip.
I could mention a funny anecdote regarding my fiance, but she would absolutely kill me if I posted it to the whole internet.
That said, there's another girl I know who frequently has the Silent But (EXTREMELY) Deadly variant going on. Man, those reek. She's never copped to it, but over the years we figured out who it was by commonality of her presence whenever we detected a certain "aroma."
I could mention a funny anecdote regarding my fiance, but she would absolutely kill me if I posted it to the whole internet.
That said, there's another girl I know who frequently has the Silent But (EXTREMELY) Deadly variant going on. Man, those reek. She's never copped to it, but over the years we figured out who it was by commonality of her presence whenever we detected a certain "aroma."
LMAO! Funniest thread ever! A little repulsive too
Of course girls fart, believe me, a friend of mine has no problem farting right in front of me...
However my GF (for 5 years) has always tried to control herself around me, she says she does it "quietly" though! Not that it would matter...
Unless you fart at the dinner table or in my face (during my sleep) it's all good
Eheh, anyway, girls fart and take huge dumps, geez, I've walked into a bathroom where a women had just been and my thoughts were:
#1: "PFFFFFF, where's the rotting body creating this stench?"
#2: "How can such a giant Zune like this could have come out of such a cute and small creature?"
Funny thread
And whoever made the wallaby comment, AHHAHAHA!
Of course girls fart, believe me, a friend of mine has no problem farting right in front of me...
However my GF (for 5 years) has always tried to control herself around me, she says she does it "quietly" though! Not that it would matter...
Unless you fart at the dinner table or in my face (during my sleep) it's all good
Eheh, anyway, girls fart and take huge dumps, geez, I've walked into a bathroom where a women had just been and my thoughts were:
#1: "PFFFFFF, where's the rotting body creating this stench?"
#2: "How can such a giant Zune like this could have come out of such a cute and small creature?"
Funny thread
And whoever made the wallaby comment, AHHAHAHA!
(immense crowd applause, clap clap clap)
Thank you Thank you (looking proud)!
We all have our moments of enlightment
I was actually thinking, a thread at MR talking about the "ass-subjects" and no one makes a Zune remark? lol
Thank you Thank you (looking proud)!
We all have our moments of enlightment
I was actually thinking, a thread at MR talking about the "ass-subjects" and no one makes a Zune remark? lol
While you are basking in your glory I am going to excuse myself and go take a Zune!
ahahah, let all those Zune's out then
Co-Worker sent me this in an email, then I found it on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLbrSfVOXHU
its 20s, so dont be scared to click.
damn, it proves the point.
too well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLbrSfVOXHU
its 20s, so dont be scared to click.
damn, it proves the point.
too well.
Oh I've got many a funny story about all the women in my life, but they'd kill me
*pumping I'm on about.
HEY, you can't do that!! Just tell us the funny story already
And the youtube video, it was fake obviously... who the hell takes a dump in a jacuzzi with more people inside?? let me rephrase, who the hell takes a dump in a jacuzzi anyway??? LMAO!
Don't say that, you'll destroy my relationship!!
And by the way, what's up with you having my GF pic in your avatar?
I'll tell Evangeline when I get home later, she won't be happy...
I hope not all marriages are a "fart-fest" like you are suggesting
And by the way, what's up with you having my GF pic in your avatar?
I'll tell Evangeline when I get home later, she won't be happy...
I hope not all marriages are a "fart-fest" like you are suggesting
As I stated earlier, love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener!
And from based on this thread, for some a really big eye opener!