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Animalia/Chordata/Mammalia/Perissodactyla/Equidae/Equinae/Equini/Equus/Equus monoceros

E. monoceros stem group bears standard equine coloration, with relative emphasis on allele for albinism, but race E. monoceros portugensis noted for unusual rose hue.

E. monoceros homosexualis identified by congenital discharge of a thick dander with reflective and refractive properties, a feature either convergent with or spontaneously recombinant with Homo vampyrus meyeri.

Species is noted for a near symbiotic association with prepubescent and pubescent females of H. sapiens, but as the latter typically preys upon the former during late adolescence, E. monocerous is considered threatened.
Wow... I... wow...
 
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Animalia/Chordata/Mammalia/Perissodactyla/Equidae/Equinae/Equini/Equus/Equus monoceros

E. monoceros ....

E. monoceros homosexualis ...

I laughed :D :D That actually reads like a science book.

Although, I might add, from a purely historical standpoint, that E. monoceros homosexualis wasn't discovered until the late 1470's (see footnote), and until then they were thought simply to be a Daydreamus Imaginum of said prepubescent /pubescent girls (along with Charminia Princera and until the late 80's, Duranus Duranus). When the fossilized complete skeleton of the first E. monoceros was uncovered miraculously intact in 1804, they conveniently located other remnants of the same species in a cluster some distance away.

Upon further investigation the latter collection of skeletons, it has been discerned, were all male, and all had well-worn pubic and hip bones - thus giving rise to the now scientifically accepted E. monoceros homosexualis. It is thought they died in an over-sexed orgy, and what is thought to be petrified "sparkles" of diamond, chromium, and corundum were found spread throughout the area. It is postulated that E. monceros homosexualis did not reproduce, and thus, were a short-lived sub-genus. Whatever the case, biologists are in total unity that they died happy.

Footnote: The discovery of E. monoceros homosexualis was made by none other than Portugal's own Vasco de Gama, whose mother nation at the time was waging an ever more costly war with it's "Big Sister," Spain. As a result, de Gama donated all licensing, advertising and marketing revenues of E. monoceros homosexualis to the war effort.
 
If we must.

Animalia/Chordata/Mammalia/Perissodactyla/Equidae/Equinae/Equini/Equus/Equus monoceros

E. monoceros stem group bears standard equine coloration, with relative emphasis on allele for albinism, but race E. monoceros portugensis noted for unusual rose hue.

E. monoceros homosexualis identified by congenital discharge of a thick dander with reflective and refractive properties, a feature either convergent with or spontaneously recombinant with Homo vampyrus meyeri.

Species is noted for a near symbiotic association with prepubescent and pubescent females of H. sapiens, but as the latter typically preys upon the former during late adolescence, E. monocerous is considered threatened.

One of the most creative posts ever on these forums that I know of. Much props, sir.
 
I wonder. 9PM came and went. I am wondering if our Specials are really that lazy. On a side note, it may take time because maybe the Special went on a small vacation during the weekend? iBlue, suspicious.
 
I wonder. 9PM came and went. I am wondering if our Specials are really that lazy. On a side note, it may take time because maybe the Special went on a small vacation during the weekend? iBlue, suspicious.

I was just using 9PM as an example time. I don't know what time Ravenvii is going to post it at.
 
9pm in what time zone?

iBlue, suspicious.

How so? I say you are! :p

Really though, if you want to off another villager scoring one more for the baddies, feel free to lynch me and I'll prove it but then who will throw the parties? Being a zombie is rubbish for the coordination required for making baked goods, and brain cakes may not be everyone's taste.

I actually really wanted to be either the shaman or a baddie and I PMed ravenii to ask if I could be one or the other (because I had no idea if he took requests or not, seems not) but I never heard anything back other than the "the game is starting" PM, which most regretfully didn't cast me as a people-eating monster. :p That's all there really is to it.
 
9pm in what time zone?



How so? I say you are! :p

Oh I so wish! To have the chance to maul or eliminate from a game is something I've always wanted. Unluckily I never get the chance. Now let me go cry to a corner because you hit my childhood weakspot.


Really though, if you want to off another villager scoring one more for the baddies, feel free to lynch me and I'll prove it but then who will throw the parties? Being a zombie is rubbish for the coordination required for making baked goods, and brain cakes may not be everyone's taste.

I actually really wanted to be either the shaman or a baddie and I PMed ravenii to ask if I could be one or the other (because I had no idea if he took requests or not, seems not) but I never heard anything back other than the "the game is starting" PM, which most regretfully didn't cast me as a people-eating monster. :p That's all there really is to it.

Ah! Blackmail! No party if you get lynched? Hmmm....
 
I wonder. 9PM came and went. I am wondering if our Specials are really that lazy. On a side note, it may take time because maybe the Special went on a small vacation during the weekend? iBlue, suspicious.

well lets consider iBlue posted several times during the night so clearly it is not iBlue who is the one holding it up.
 
Well we got willbro and tooz. Curious thing is, mscriv has been quiet ever since the lynch.
Hey now, I have posted since the lynching! I will admit to being quick to point out phil's seeing bloodlust. But I don't think any of us could be faulted for thinking that way.
 
Curious thing is, mscriv has been quiet ever since the lynch.

Hey now, aren't we a quick one to be pointing fingers and throwing out names?!? For the record, my last post was yesterday after the lynching and before I left work. I haven't been online until now because it was Friday night and, as some have pointed out, there are real life things going on during the weekends. This is especially true when you have small children like me. Additionally, I'm also currently experiencing the joy of a visit from the inlaws. See the smile on my face... :(

I won't be online the rest of the day either because (it's the weekend) and I've got a DJ gig tonight. So don't you suspicious folk be pulling any funny business while I'm gone. :)
 
I'm starting to think the specials are a little more "special" than we thought...

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Well we got willbro and tooz. Curious thing is, mscriv has been quiet ever since the lynch.

Hey guys, sorry about that. Been on a youth retreat, with no service :eek:

anyway, other than philbeeney being lynched, we have discerned between hetrosexual and homosexual unicorns, and a special catching rabies and not being able to kill anyone, have I missed anything?
 
Well I would almost say the specail that has not act should be kick out of the game and replaced by a new one at this rate.
 
I propose ravenvii sets two times that he will post things, say 9am and 9pm his local time. Waiting like this to get the specials responses is going to take FOREVER.
 
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