WWDC 2020: Complete Transcript of Apple's Keynote with iOS 14, macOS Big Sur, and More

[DeepIn2U]

That music is putting me to sleep!

it's all Zen man ... be in the zen.

 

[Wildkraut]

They forgot the flying tesla in-front the globe

 

[UltimateSyn]

No idea how to get to it in a normal way within the TV App (I’ve looked, scrolled, and searched) but if you go to the Apple Events app it says it is rolled into the TV App but... clicking through there takes you into the right bit of the TV App and you can now see a holding graphic scrolling round with some chilled music.

Yup, that’s how I got there, too. In the TV App it was still snowing ‘tomorrow’ for me.

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Let’s go Apple!

 

[DimaVR]

I’m. Not getting 4k? Just 1080p!?? I though YouTube was doing 4k?

 

[SidricTheViking]

here goes........

 

[citysnaps]

Ready for everyone else to be disappointed while I just enjoy the darn thing!

Though it always manages to be a race to the bottom, I'm really looking forward to the post winning the annual I'm the Most Bored award for this year's WWDC.

New for 2020, double bonus points will be awarded to the entrant with the snarkiest juvenile burn. With additional points granted for mustering the best eye-roll, based upon magnitude and duration.

 

[greenmeanie]

Weird no fake applause.

 

[DeepIn2U]

LOL my HomePod and Siri just went "Uh-Huh" just before the start.

 

[jbachandouris]

Let’s go!

 

[AngerDanger]

Tim, ENUNCIATE!

 

[MistrSynistr]

it's already going potato.

 

[Kylo83]

Yep I knew it would start like this

 

[nol2001]

I’m. Not getting 4k? Just 1080p!?? I though YouTube was doing 4k?

My YouTube stream is only 1080p30

 

[macduke]

This is a lot weirder than I realized it would be with no audience and being pre-recorded.

 

[D.T.]

Weird no fake applause.

It was actually simulated silence ...

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

This is so cool! Happy WWDC day!!!

 

[citysnaps]

Excellent opening. Hat-tip to Mr. Cook!

 

[Chompineer]

Tim, stop with the giant eyes, it's creepy.

 

[greenmeanie]

Stick with hardware and software please jeesh.

 

[KPOM]

This looks pre-recorded. I wonder if the entire presentation leaked.

 

[MrGimper]

I was waiting for Tim to grab a guitar when he sat on that stool....

 

[Chompineer]

Just let me know the ARM plan already so I can decide if I should sell my 16" and watch the next few years unfold from the safety of a windows device.

 

[I7guy]

23 million developers? Wow!

 

[Nozuka]

This feels weird. Not sure why, but the way it was recorded is strange.