Seems Kettering have sacked their assistant manager for last night's extra time subsitutions. Bit harsh! Don't think their manager's too happy about it either
Big news for us Yanks. It looks like David Moyes will strengthen his injury-hit Everton squad by acquiring the services of US Soccer poster boy Landon Donovan on a three month loan.
Amber, your Lordship. Amber.Somehow I need to work orange for Jozy in there too. Hmm...
TEAM NEWS Olympiakos v Arsenal
Teenager Tom Cruise makes his Arsenal debut at left-back against Olympiakos in Group H.
Arsenal aren't a particularly big team in any case, adding Cruise to their starting line up isn't going to add any much needed height to their defence.Regarding Arsenal, I just read this!
Amber, your Lordship. Amber.![]()
Meanwhile, the Arsenal team for tonight's Champions League match has been announced and they're playing a foetus in midfield and a sperm at left back.
Regarding Arsenal, I just read this!
Here's a good stat: Michael Owen has scored four goals in the Champions League group stage. So have Liverpool.
Here's another good stat, Liverpool have won the European Cup five times. Michael Owen has won it 0 times.
To be fair, Arsenal do have A Few Good Men in their ranks. I'm sure that some of the youngsters will be making All The Right Moves out on loan in January, which could be Risky Business if Wenger continues to lose first choice players to injury.Well, it's only fair considering that victory in the Champions League for Arsenal is Mission: Impossible.
To be fair, Arsenal do have A Few Good Men in their ranks. I'm sure that some of the youngsters will be making All The Right Moves out on loan in January, which could be Risky Business if Wenger continues to lose first choice players to injury.
I'd say that they're The Outsiders for the Champions League, to be honest.
I won't be there this year (it's on the telly and we're having a big family gathering to watch us get our arse handed to us on a plate), but I'll keep my eye out for you in the crowd.Side note: I am finally going to the Emirates again the 19th to see us beat Hull City!![]()
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Here you go, now do run along. There's a good lad.why don't you call this thread what it really is?.... soccer or calcio![]()
I won't be there this year (it's on the telly and we're having a big family gathering to watch us get our arse handed to us on a plate), but I'll keep my eye out for you in the crowd.
This admittedly could be tricky as I don't know what you look like, so feel free to make a big banner saying 'Hey Jaffa, I'm here' or something.![]()
If it's anything like last year half the ground will walk out early, so stick around until the final whistle and I'll have a better chance of spotting you.Ha.. might be able to spot me.... I'll be wearing my Apple-cap and a black coat. I assume my Arsenal shirt won't help you find me....
If it's anything like last year half the ground will walk out early, so stick around until the final whistle and I'll have a better chance of spotting you.![]()
That sounds like a significant proportion of the Arsenal support, albeit without the Apple cap.So, if you spot a middle aged, black coat wearing, slightly over-weighted 5' 9" Apple-cap wearing idiot >>. that'll be me.
A virtuoso bit of Tom Cruise punnery
That sounds like a significant proportion of the Arsenal support, albeit without the Apple cap.
I suspect we won't get a particularly warm welcome at the Emirates, however I expect you to set a good example to those around you and not be mean about us.![]()
Actually, they're the comfiest seats I've ever encountered at an away ground. To be fair though, I've been to some right dives in my time.If you want we can give you an exceptional hot welcome. I understand the away fans seats burn nicely.![]()
Actually, they're the comfiest seats I've ever encountered at an away ground. To be fair though, I've been to some right dives in my time.![]()
I think a few of the home supporters fear that's the case with their seats as well, so they keep themselves nice and quiet just in case...Like the movie "Speed"... but we call it "Cheer": if the away fans get above a certain noise level, the seats explode.
Seems to work well to keep 'em quiet.![]()
I think a few of the home supporters fear that's the case with their seats as well, so they keep themselves nice and quiet just in case...![]()