Hmm let me think...
-Add a 3.5 floppy drive so I can copy over all those old files from years ago that I SO need (I'm sure every macrumors member down to the ones that didn't respond to the confirm email will totally agree
-Take out the touch pad to fit 20 more USB ports. I mean guise really? who uses the touch pad these days? and 20 extra USB ports is SO helpful! And if you really want one you can get the apple one seperate that uses USB like the apple magic mouse or something I'm sure EVERYONE has a use for 20 USB ports! That way I can plug in all my old useless PC accessories at the same time because thats completely necessary with! Agreed? Yeah I thought so!
-Take out the superdrive and add a 16.957 terabyte harddrive because EVERYONE needs some ridiculous amount of space for there massive porn collection? I mean why worry about 4G modems for streaming porntube when you can just have a server of it on your portable computer! Agreed? Of course you do!
-Touch screen! I mean really this won't effect iPad sales at all just because I said so! Right? Of course!
-Add a 3.5 floppy drive so I can copy over all those old files from years ago that I SO need (I'm sure every macrumors member down to the ones that didn't respond to the confirm email will totally agree
-Take out the touch pad to fit 20 more USB ports. I mean guise really? who uses the touch pad these days? and 20 extra USB ports is SO helpful! And if you really want one you can get the apple one seperate that uses USB like the apple magic mouse or something I'm sure EVERYONE has a use for 20 USB ports! That way I can plug in all my old useless PC accessories at the same time because thats completely necessary with! Agreed? Yeah I thought so!
-Take out the superdrive and add a 16.957 terabyte harddrive because EVERYONE needs some ridiculous amount of space for there massive porn collection? I mean why worry about 4G modems for streaming porntube when you can just have a server of it on your portable computer! Agreed? Of course you do!
-Touch screen! I mean really this won't effect iPad sales at all just because I said so! Right? Of course!