LOL! The only people embarrassing themselves are the haters who are still crying "cheaters!!" over a couple text messages taken out of context because the Pats have steamrolled the league and their team for the last decade.
Scientific analysis using the data provided in the wells report exonerates the Patriots of any wrongdoing whatsoever. The Patriots DID NOT deflate the balls. AT ALL.
From the Wells Report, they state Walt Anderson (the ref) measured all the game balls before the game and all the Patriots balls measured in right around 12.5 psig. Walt Anderson also stated that he used the "logo gauge" to do these measurements.
At halftime, the officials took measurements of all the balls with two gauges, one being the "logo gauge" used before the game, and other a "non-logo gauge". The non-logo gauge readings were between 0.3-0.45psig (0.38avg) below the logo gauge.
Wells then goes on to support his conclusion that the Patriots deflated the balls based on the halftime measurements of the non-logo gauge, even though Walt Anderson told them he used the logo gauge. However, since the "logo gauge" was the one used before the game according to Walt Anderson, this invalidates Wells' claim. The only gauge used pregame was the logo gauge, so as the control, it is the only gauge that will give an accurate representation of how much pressure was lost during the first half.
From page 113 of Wells' report:
According to Exponent, based on the most likely pressure and temperature values for the Patriots game balls on the day of the AFC Championship Game (i.e., a starting pressure of 12.5 psi, a starting temperature of between 67 and 71 degrees and a final temperature of 48 degrees), the Ideal Gas Law predicts that the Patriots balls should have measured between 11.52 and 11.32 psi at the end of the first half, just before they were brought back into the Officials Locker Room.
So, according to the firm Wells' and the NFL hired, the balls should have tested between 11.32 and 11.52 psig at halftime.
Using the data provided in the Wells' report, the balls tested at the following psig on the logo gauge (which, as established above, the only valid gauge since it was the one used to set the balls by Walt Anderson pregame).
11.80, 11.20, 11.50, 11.00, 11.45, 11.95, 12.30, 11.55, 11.35, 10.90, 11.35.
The average psig of those eleven Patriots balls tested at halftime?
11.48 psig. Right at the upper end of the range that their own firm says they should be due to the weather. The numbers aren't exact due to the nature of the gauges used not being extremely precise instruments, the variability of each football being slightly different, and the rain during the game, but the effects of any of these variables are minor. The fact is that the Patriots footballs were fell exactly in the pressure range they should have fallen in due to the weather conditions during that game.
What does all this mean? Regardless of all the conjecture and hot air blowing around regarding out of context text messages,
the Patriots are innocent. They did not deflate the footballs. Science and math prove it, and science does not lie. Trying to argue the Patriots cheated based on all the available evidence from Wells' report would be like trying to argue 2+2 = 17.