LOL. Too funny. You should write (more) fiction.
The NFL commissioner can do whatever he wants and has quite often. He essentially has dictatorial powers. Anyone who thinks he needs to follow accepted standard corporate or judicial procedures hasn't been paying attention.
And no, the owners don't wet themselves and sue him. There was this same bunch of Pats fans whining BS over Spygate (2007), Deflategate (2015) or Sideline filming (2020) punishments (picks, fines, suspensions, etc.). Despite Kraft's whining after the Deflategate punishment there were no lawsuits.
Here is an article describing Deflategate as a makeup for the pathetic league punishments and sweeping under the rug of the years of signal collecting in Spygate.
The widespread perception that Spygate was worse than was ever made public turned Deflategate into what one owner terms a "makeup call" by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and his league.
www.espn.com
This, deluded Cheatriot fans, is why most other fanbases don't root for your success, don't sympathize with you in any manner whatsoever, and associate the Patriot dynasties, Bill and Tom forever with cheating. Its not jealousy, its not delusion, its established fact. Its really obvious when the Steelers get rid of long time defensive players and the Patriots snap them up for a couple weeks then let them go what was going on.
If optics don't enter into it, a proper Spygate punishment would have been lifetime bans for at least Belichick and a playoff ban for the Patriots of at least 10 years.