Let me guess, you have magnolia coloured walls and cream carpets through out your house
Really cannot understand the mindset of people that dont/wouldnt want the OPTION to customise!
You do realise that if you didnt customise it, it would be as Apple would have wanted it and as such you would be in exactly the same situation! Whereas those that dont like the ios7 theme, could customise it and be happy!
I personally think your being awkard for awkard sake.
Um, if you can't mandate UI conformity across devices then guess what, it ends up looking like ****.
If you want rageface icon sets and 12 clocks then you can head over to android.