<Sean Connery accent> Be careful, Ryan. Some rumors in here don't react well to bullets.
-or-
Give me one core. One core only. </Sean Connery accent>
I always wanted to see Montana.....
Skip Tyler (former Power Computing engineer): Big subuva%#$! What are those doors?
Mac Ryan: You don't miss much, do you? Too big to be a floppy drive. Could you launch a Blu-Ray disc horizontally?
Skip Tyler: Sure, but why would you want to...? You know, this could be an octo-core...
Mac Ryan: An octo-core?
Skip Tyler: An octo-core... It's like eight processors for your Mac... only it doesn't require case mods or water cooling, so it's very droolworthy.
Mac Ryan: Like how droolworthy?
Skip Tyler: It's doubtful our software would even detect it... and if it did, it'd think it was whales humping, or some sort of seismic anomaly... anything but the most powerful Mac ever made.
We messed with this stuff a couple of years ago... couldn't make it work.
They really built this...? This isn't a photoshop hoax...?
Mac Ryan: She was on the Apple Store search page this morning.
Skip Tyler: When I was little, I helped my daddy build a punch-card computer in our basement because some madman at IBM parked a couple of dozen transistor tubes 90 miles from the coast of Seattle. This thing could park a couple of gigaflops under a desk in New York or Washington and nobody would know about until it was too late... to stop me from playing Doom3.