That reminds me of the story where, during the times of ever-increasing anti-trust court cases against Apple, Steve parachuted out of a Stealth Bomber in an attempt to infiltrate the Samsung factory to steal the schematics of their secret LED designs in order to capture 100% of that market sector. During his descent, Bill Gates, p***ed off that the Surface Pro wasn't getting it all its own way due to people's ideas that the MacBook Air was a better bet (made all the worse by the fact that the two aren't comparable at all), sweeps down in a helicopter gunship, guns blazing, to take Steve out. Steve pulls out what looks to be a bazooka from his backpack, only for the close-up to show that it's actually a Mac Pro, which with the help of a solar panel on his parachute, he turns on and faces towards the heli. The extreme blast of hot air generated by the Thermal Core blows the Gunship off course, into power lines and it blows up immediately. And in a sarcastic voice, from the iPhone in his pocket, Siri chips up - "<tut>. Just shocking!". I think Tom Cruise would be PERFECT for the role...