Some people really have no idea how good they've got it.
A couple of weeks on Windows usually fixes that.
A colleague of mine, a Mac user for the best part of 15 years, used this justification to buy himself a Framework laptop recently. To pay the credit card off, the first thing he did was get rid of his MBP on eBay. It was an M1 Pro one. I am currently watching his universe slowly collapsing and the realisation that what he did really doesn't work for him and the long game was probably not changing things. While proudly telling me that he can use native x86-64 docker on it, something he never did before because he didn't need to (we have fat remote machines for that sort of stuff), he can't put it on his lap lest it burn his dick to smithereens. That is among numerous other problems.
While Apple is not perfect, it is certainly less crap than other things. It's worth trying them occasionally to compare.
For a laptop, yeah I would not want to use Windows personally. But when I built my own desktop, I made sure to use good quality parts and the thing still runs like a beast. I made it as close to a Mac experience as I could, but I use it mainly for gaming.