Ive been giletting since I was 16.
I just want a phone that does what I want it to do. I just want it to get me from A to B and to be like a crappy Swiss army knife of phones.
I don't care about elegance. I don't care about design, I don't care about battery life, I don't care about looks, I don't care about girls, I don't care about style. I have no style, I'm a Nerd and I choose Android because I hate mainstream society because they made fun of me when I was little and I never quite felt like I was a fully developed adult so I developed insecurities and am in denial of my own self hatred and embarrassment of my own failures which is countered with a flat out aggressive denial of the truth of human life and the nature of our species.
I'm gonna be like everyone else and go against the popular mainstream. I'm a droid. I'm a dork.
Dork Does.