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Any heteros here?

gwuMACaddict said:
for being the hetero thread, there seems to be alot of penis talk...

curious...
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Well, I've just been talking about women. For people who wanna discuss their own willy please go to the egosexual thread :p

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I have to admit I laughed when I saw this thread in the usual spot of the "any gays here?" thread...I'm a sucker for parody of any kind, what can I say.

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I don't want to sound disrespectful at all, but there are times when it seems to me that being a straight white male makes me everyone's boogyman; I'm supposed to not be proud of myself because doing so constitutes racism or sexism or some other form of prejudice.

I'll say it here - I'm proud of my whiteness, maleness and straightness, but I don't place a value on them that makes them "better" than any other ethnicity, sexuality etc. etc. I can be proud. I can also be respectful.

This thread is mostly all in good fun, and as long as the MR forum members keep to their generally examplary good behavior I think it's OK. If anyone has a problem or it gets out of hand the then mods will jump in with their usual alacrity I'm sure.
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Lacero said:
Your 164th post, and this is it? :rolleyes:

What does it matter, anyway?
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That was hilarious, I laughed at edesignuk's original quip and this one was even funnier.

gammamonk said:
I don't quite understand what you just said. Do you mean you don't feel heterosexual, but act that way because of religion?
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LOL. :D I'll have to remember that response next time I'm arguing with a fundie. :rolleyes:

scem0 said:
I have a question for you straight folks... What attracts you to women? I find them to be very unattractive. I love the solidity and strength of a man. I think I would be happiest in the arms of a big guy, cuddling me off to a deep sleep. Getting held by a woman would be like... getting suffocated by jello :eek: :D. I find little comfort or security in a woman's embrace.
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Au contraire, the softness is the attraction, or one of the many anyway. :)

scem0 said:
I like to appreciate good looking women, too. But for me it's all above the neck. I find everything below the neck of a woman to be very scary. Especially supermodels that are superskinny. They scare me to death :eek:.
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I agree on the supermodels....As a keen student of history, super-skinny supermodels remind me of Andersonville prison during the (American) Civil War or Auschwitz during WWII. Too skinny

devilot76 said:
I'm a woman I think women are hot. But I still identify as hetero. Given a choice as to which I'd rather oogle all day long-- it'd be women. I like the way women look.
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Most women I know agree with you on that, and Ill throw my vote in on that one too.... ;)
 
jelloshotsrule said:
what's your budget?
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That just cracked me up. Not sure why, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Perhaps I need to alter the dosage on my meds, but, still, thanks.
 
Blue Velvet said:
...albeit with a large number of gay male friends. The only major drawback about them is that they're fairly hopeless at setting me up with suitable prospective partners.
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You know, if I were e, available, in the same area as you, I'd be upset that you didn't consider me a possibility. I mean, the poor guy posts all day long just to get your attention. And the KK thing, well, that's just a smokescreen, I'm sure. ;)

*** seriously begins to ponder if there have ever been any MR-created hookups ***
 
mad jew said:
I'm a boy. I think chicks are hot. If this weren't a family-friendly forum, I'd tell you more...
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You ought to look at girls, instead. If ur mum found feathers in ur bed, she'd buy u a new pillow. ;)

Lacero said:
I'm straight as a ruler, and just as long. :D
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I suspect you have more than a few broken rulers.
 
jsw said:
You know, if I were e, available, in the same area as you, I'd be upset that you didn't consider me a possibility. I mean, the poor guy posts all day long just to get your attention. And the KK thing, well, that's just a smokescreen, I'm sure. ;)
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Didn't I say I was looking for a man? :D :p

Besides, I feel like an auntie to edesignuk considering our age difference. No, I'm afraid I'm in the market for a slightly more vintage model with a few miles under his belt.

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rendezvouscp said:
But no, wait a minute, no, wait, no... they're the same person? I think we need to bring back the "who is edesignuk" thread to solve this mystery!
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No way they're the same person. He'd be posting like 20 times a day! :eek: :p ;) (cuz, you know... they both post a lot).

Oh, and straight. Love the boobies. But hey, my girlfriend's still gay! :D :eek: :(
 
anonymous161 said:
I find it fascinating that when a straight guy mentions anything about homosexuals, it is almost always qualified with "I'm not gay- not that there is anything wrong with that."
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When is said, it is almost always a parady of Seinfeld. I've never actually heard it said when it wasn't.

Hetero woman here too. Not single though, I just celebrated my 5th anniversary.

I enjoy reading the gay thread. I catch up everyday with it. I am rooting for Emerson and Lee to get together :)

Edit: I have been noticing that straight women want a "man" or interested in "men". However, after reading the gay thread, is seems gay men say "boy". You never hear women say they want a boy.
 
Blue Velvet said:
Didn't I say I was looking for a man? :D :p
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Harsh :p
Besides, I feel like an auntie to edesignuk considering our age difference. No, I'm afraid I'm in the market for a slightly more vintage model with a few miles under his belt.
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Maybe I need an older women to show me the ropes
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Smoking no, drugs in moderation depending on type, alcohol hell yes...
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Don't smoke, don't do drugs, can be talked in to a wee drink at times ;) :D

I really dig a Kiwi accent too :eek:
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Blue Velvet said:
No, I'm afraid I'm in the market for a slightly more vintage model with a few miles under his belt.

Smoking no, drugs in moderation depending on type, alcohol hell yes...
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Dear Blue Velvet, I'm sure you deserve the best... but a few miles :eek: I'm afraid you're up for some serious disapointments [drum]dadadumchaaaa[/drum]

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edesignuk said:
I really dig a Kiwi accent too :eek:
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I've been told by many people that my Kiwi accent has disappeared and has been replaced by a generic London middle-class one, so no joy there.

And as for the ropes... ;)

Why older men? Right now, I'm genuinely willing to trade in youthful vigour and hotness for broadminded life experience and an easy smile.
 
Blue Velvet said:
Why older men? Right now, I'm genuinely willing to trade in youthful vigour and hotness for broadminded life experience and an easy smile.
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And for me -- the lingering fear that I might blow out a gasket keeping up with a younger-model female... :eek: (I mean the rollerblading and the bungee jumping, dammit!)

Besides, after 17 years of marriage (anniversary on the weekend :) ) my wife and I still 'fit' together so well. ;)

"Familiarity breeds contentment"

Now, if I were single and had airfare to London... this would be a different kinda story... ;)
 
Blue Velvet said:
I'm genuinely willing to trade in youthful vigour and hotness for broadminded life experience and an easy smile.
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I believe e to be a very broad-minded individual.
 
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