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Any heteros here?

Blue Velvet said:
Didn't I say I was looking for a man? :D :p

Besides, I feel like an auntie to edesignuk considering our age difference. No, I'm afraid I'm in the market for a slightly more vintage model with a few miles under his belt.

Smoking no, drugs in moderation depending on type, alcohol hell yes...
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Oh come on- haven't you heard of Ashton and Demi? Well, maybe not the best example, but come on! edesignuk is HOT. You could at least tutor him until a more vintage model comes along. :)
 
jsw said:
I believe e to be a very broad-minded individual.
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But I could never live up to the Keira... I'm not even blonde but at a pinch I could be a much better actress. ;) :D
 
My friends and I used to get into a lot of "gay" arguments, one being strictly mormon, and the other an ex-Christian-black-gay friend. One argues that its against his religion and that it was wrong to be gay and that it was disgusting etc.
My gay friend argued that he could not help his attraction to men and that vaginas are gross holes in woman's bodies, and that they looked scary to him (He actually said that).

But then I'd shut them up by stating that being hetero or gay isn't always about who you like to ****, but rather who you want to spend the rest of your life with and I went on about love and what not...

LOVE PEOPLE... LOVE :cool:

Anyways, I read that from an article, and I totally agreed to that...
 
So if the parallel joke of this thread was uncovered on page 1, what is it still doing around? :p

Hetero, although I enjoy arguing for gay rights and equality whenever some homophobe comes around....homosexuals are people too ;)
 
scem0 said:
I have a question for you straight folks... What attracts you to women? I find them to be very unattractive. I love the solidity and strength of a man. I think I would be happiest in the arms of a big guy, cuddling me off to a deep sleep. Getting held by a woman would be like... getting suffocated by jello :eek: :D. I find little comfort or security in a woman's embrace.
_Emerson
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Women are soft and squooshy and fun to squeeze, and thinking about getting suffocated by "jello"- NOT Jelloshots- would be a good way to die. Well, at least I would die with a smile on my face. :)

Of course, if it was JelloShots smothering me, it might be a grimace. :D
 
efoto said:
So if the parallel joke of this thread was uncovered on page 1, what is it still doing around? :p
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because everyone should be allowed their own thread to discus whatever they want, so long as the mods dont get upset by the content.
 
Blue Velvet said:
But I could never live up to the Keira... I'm not even blonde but at a pinch I could be a much better actress. ;) :D
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You could be a much better actress in your sleep.

*** kneels, lowers head, meditates ***

*** prepared for banning ***
 
jsw said:
Gay people are queer.

Edit: just doing this for the horrible pun. Hope no offense is taken, as none is intended.
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That goes without saying, I was wondering when someone would start the hetero thread. I have to admit im all Hetero. The oposite sex just has to much to offer me. :D Woman are fun.
 
jsw said:
Gay people are queer.

Edit: just doing this for the horrible pun. Hope no offense is taken, as none is intended.
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at first i didnt see the edit and i was like omg did he really say that

count me in as one of the straight macrumors members
 
Blue Velvet said:
I've been told by many people that my Kiwi accent has disappeared and has been replaced by a generic London middle-class one, so no joy there.
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Awwww, no Kiwi accent :(
And as for the ropes... ;)
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hmmm...well, a wink seems promising :D
Blue Velvet said:
But I could never live up to the Keira... I'm not even blonde but at a pinch I could be a much better actress. ;) :D
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But she's not blonde either....


....I'll just read over that last comment :p heh heh....pfff, what do I care how good her acting is anyway ;)
 
jsw said:
Gay people are queer.

Edit: just doing this for the horrible pun. Hope no offense is taken, as none is intended.
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Indeed, you certainly are on your way to something with all these posts. :p
 
No offence taken

Diatribe said:
On a serious note... do you guys really feel that this offends our gay community here? I feel like on TV where they bleep out butt because it might offend some people...
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From the other side of the argument, and certainly no offence taken here. But then my shrink said that I was a happy, and well adjusted gay, but I'm not sure if he was referring to my choice of underwear.
Grey Beard
 
Grey Beard said:
From the other side of the argument, and certainly no offence taken here. But then my shrink said that I was a happy, and well adjusted gay, but I'm not sure if he was referring to my choice of underwear.
Grey Beard
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And we're really not that fragile.
 
THE THREE LEGGED MAN

jelloshotsrule said:
oh, that's just my inadequacy complex talking
and clearly tripod has a different complex
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Hey Jello,
But do you think he may be more balanced than the more third leg challanged among us.
Grey Beard
 
jiv3turkey748 said:
jsw said:
Gay people are queer.

Edit: just doing this for the horrible pun. Hope no offense is taken, as none is intended.
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at first i didnt see the edit and i was like omg did he really say that

count me in as one of the straight macrumors members
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Honestly, I don't believe that the edit was even necessary. If someone can call heteros "weird" without adding some PC garbage, why can't jsw do the same? Too many double standards in this world.

Hickman
 
Brian Hickman said:
Honestly, I don't believe that the edit was even necessary. If someone can call heteros "weird" without adding some PC garbage, why can't jsw do the same? Too many double standards in this world.

Hickman
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You're absolutely right. I prefer double entendres any day of the week.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
 
edesignuk said:
Maybe I need an older women to show me the ropes ;) :D

I really dig a Kiwi accent too :eek:
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Into bondage too I see........ and kiwis don't have an accent, the just go kee wee, kee wee, kee wee ........ Oh and thanks for the help with the name change on 'our list'
Grey Beard
 
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