Any heteros here?

[Lau]

I went out with a guy 9 years older than me for 2 years. He was 28, I was 19. The reason I dumped him? He acted like a 15 year old.

Edit: Like a really lame 15 year old, not wanting to offend all you sensible, mature, non Final Fantasy obsessed 15 year olds....

 

[Sun Baked]

I went out with a guy 9 years older than me for 2 years. He was 28, I was 19. The reason I dumped him? He acted like a 15 year old.

Wow, sounds like you had one of the more emotionally mature guys there.

 

[MacsRgr8]

...Imagine hot, then click up a couple notches and that's her.

So hot that even hell would be considered a fridge compared to her.
Balldrick, get my coat! On second thoughts.... a coat won't be necessasy. Where I'm going rain would vapourize before it could come close to that smelly burning thing that used to be considered my skin.

Eh.. got an address Edmund?

 

[Grey Beard]

The greatest race

Didn't you know? It's a thread posting race between the heteros and the homos.

Yeah, and that's with a pile of gays helping you raise the ante with inane postings like this.
Grey Beard

 

[MacsRgr8]

Didn't you know? It's a thread posting race between the heteros and the homos.

Ok. Whoever wins at X-mas gets to bash the others in the "Gays/Straights winners over Straights/Gays!" thread

But on a humorous note, it's only a post every 6 minutes. Places like Slashdot get 10 posts per minute.

It will pick up.... BTW When I first saw this title, I thought it would end up being wastelanded. But once I saw > 3 pages of replies.... there must be some fun here!
I am sure MR gets > 10 posts per second once there suddenly is a PowerBook G5 announcement!

 

[angelneo]

It will pick up.... BTW When I first saw this title, I thought it would end up being wastelanded. But once I saw > 3 pages of replies.... there must be some fun here!
I am sure MR gets > 10 posts per second once there suddenly is a PowerBook G5 announcement!

Did I hear a powerbook G5??? I must be dreaming

Actually I was thinking this thread might spire into a battle of the sexes thingy, given that the female members are actually pretty vocal around this forum.

 

[thedude110]

Honestly, I don't believe that the edit was even necessary. If someone can call heteros "weird" without adding some PC garbage, why can't jsw do the same? Too many double standards in this world.

Hickman

Um ... because some people have power and other people don't.

To criticize a structure of power (via an insult, for example) is not the same as having a structure of power criticize you. One enacts a radical stance against oppression, the other reinforces an oppression that is already in place. Not that jsw was oppressing anyone or meant to oppress anyone or implied that he was oppressing anyone. But trying to explain that where two qualities are not equal, a double standard is not likely to exist.

My tone makes me sound like a confused jerk. I'm really just sick of grading papers.

(bangs head against wall, picks up next essay by 13 year old who somehow didn't learn to write before he came to high school. bangs head against wall again.)

 

[MacsRgr8]

Did I hear a powerbook G5??? I must be dreaming

It just cannot be unmentioned in a thread counting > 100 posts
Let's use this thread a little....

The PowerBook G5 is:
- The girl who's so beautiful, you know she is unreachable
- The princess with lovely long golden hair
- The centrefold in your favorite magazine
- eDesign's 'tar

 

[Lau]

I find it odd that I prefer older men, but if I were forced to have sex with a woman (insert vomit smilie ), I'd choose a younger woman.

_Emerson

Why is this? I'm just genuinely interested.

Like a friend of mine was always insistent that if he were gay(which he wasn't, ok. it's just hypothetical, apparently ), he would go for Robbie Williams. Just him.

 

[leekohler]

I realize that, just doesn't make as much sense as the other thread of this nature I guess. I have not read through the entire Gay Thread, but I thought it was because a few members were feeling quite odd and lonely so they wanted to see if there were other homosexuals on MR (at least the initial forming of the thread). Having a hetero thread just seems silly to me, as someone else stated above that they would tend to assume someone is straight unless they inform them otherwise. To that point, like many others have said above....what does it matter?

Thank you for that eloquent observation.

 

[scem0]

Why is this? I'm just genuinely interested.

Like a friend of mine was always insistent that if he were gay(which he wasn't, ok. it's just hypothetical, apparently ), he would go for Robbie Williams. Just him.

I think it's because most younger gals are harder than their older counterparts. I want to feel like I'm touching something of substance. I know I sound like I'm obsessed with muscled bodies or something, but I'm not. I'm just super attracted to big guys who can hold me and cuddle me .

But, to be truthful, I have sever gynophobia, thus my gayness is due to a medical condition, therefore no woman is allowed to be offended by my fear of them .

_Emerson

 

[leekohler]

But, to be truthful, the thought of having sex with any woman disgusts me.

_Emerson

Not to be to critical, but couldn't that be said a bit more gently?

 

[scem0]

I suppose it could .

I'll edit the post.

_Emerson

 

[Lau]

I think it's because most younger gals are harder than their older counterparts. I want to feel like I'm touching something of substance. I know I sound like I'm obsessed with muscled bodies or something, but I'm not. I'm just super attracted to big guys who can hold me and cuddle me .

But, to be truthful, the thought of having sex with any woman disgusts me.

_Emerson

Sorry to bring the subject up! It's interesting. I would say that if I was to go for a man or a woman, I'd always go for someone older than me, because I get on better with people older than me as a rule, and I just seem to connect better with them. The idea of someone younger than me seems kinda gross.

That's why I thought it was interesting that if it was a guy you'd go for an older one, but if it was a girl, a younger one.

 

[MacsRgr8]

But, to be truthful, the thought of having sex with any woman disgusts me.

_Emerson

The oppostie applies for me

I just love the cuddly bits of a woman, often referred to as tits & ass....
Therefore I don't really enjoy the very skinny girls often seen on TV. Nice to look at, but not nice and soft.....

 

[Zaid]

Um ... because some people have power and other people don't.

To criticize a structure of power (via an insult, for example) is not the same as having a structure of power criticize you. One enacts a radical stance against oppression, the other reinforces an oppression that is already in place. Not that jsw was oppressing anyone or meant to oppress anyone or implied that he was oppressing anyone. But trying to explain that where two qualities are not equal, a double standard is not likely to exist.

My tone makes me sound like a confused jerk. I'm really just sick of grading papers.

(bangs head against wall, picks up next essay by 13 year old who somehow didn't learn to write before he came to high school. bangs head against wall again.)

Well said there mate.

 

[Lau]

The oppostie applies for me

I just love the cuddly bits of a woman, often referred to as tits & ass....
Therefore I don't really enjoy the very skinny girls often seen on TV. Nice to look at, but not nice and soft.....

Also an interesting point. If I was to sleep with a woman, I would go for a "nice and soft" woman (as you put it!) but a guy I would want to be fairly toned. I suppose that's the difference between sleeping with a man and a woman. Duh!

 

[iDM]

I am actually surprised at how slow this thread is moving. I thought that it would be almost twice as fast (post every 3 minutes). Maybe we need to add a little spice to this. Like what is the cheesiest hetero pick-up line that you have used or been used on you THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?

Hickman

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Note: Only works late at night in shady parts of the city on chicks wearing fishnets.
Disclaimer: Babe may actually be a dude, so no guarantees just go with it

 

[leekohler]

I suppose it could .

I'll edit the post.

_Emerson

That was great!

 

[PlaceofDis]

Hmm...maybe introducing you to one of the rollergirls is a bad idea then. They are a little crazy. I'll have to change gears. BTW-are we still good for next Sunday?

no well crazy isnt a horrible thing to have, i like outgoing and whatnot, just not psychotic in the demands they put on a relationship and everything, im open to just about anyone and any personality to be honest....

the one friend of mine who wanted to go canceled, so im looking to see who else is up for it, but i will definitely be there

 

[iGary]

no well crazy isnt a horrible thing to have, i like outgoing and whatnot, just not psychotic in the demands they put on a relationship and everything, im open to just about anyone and any personality to be honest....

the one friend of mine who wanted to go canceled, so im looking to see who else is up for it, but i will definitely be there

I'd go if I were local, but you'd get tired of me hitting on you.

 

[Lau]

Like what is the cheesiest hetero pick-up line that you have used or been used on you THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?

The best I ever heard (although it was in a Bill Bryson book - how sad is this) was:

Guy(with worried expression on face): Excuse me, would you be able to help me move something 6 inches?
Girl: Ok, what?
Guy: One and a half fluid ounces of sperm.

As for ones that worked, in all my days of fun nightclubs, dodgy nightclubs and many a pub, have I ever heard one that worked. Lines are bad. Trust me on this one.

 

[MacsRgr8]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Usually ends up in slap in face....

Note: Only works late at night in shady parts of the city on chicks wearing fishnets.
Disclaimer: Babe may actually be a dude, so no guarantees just go with it

Ah... now he tells me.
Or it really does cost fifty bucks...

 

[MacsRgr8]

The best I ever heard (although it was in a Bill Bryson book - how sad is this) was:

Guy(with worried expression on face): Excuse me, would you be able to help me move something 6 inches?
Girl: Ok, what?
Guy: One and a half fluid ounces of sperm.

This one is so funny, the girl must have cracked up (saves getting hit )

 

[Lau]

This one is so funny, the girl must have cracked up (saves getting hit )

I know, he said it was no worse than his approach, which was asking the least attractive girl in the club if he could buy her a drink and being told to eff off.....