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Agreed.... not that there isn't anything wrong with it.

Raven VII said:
:D

I think this is hilarious personally... I'm getting a tiny bit tired of seeing that gay thread floating around...

:D
 
MacsRgr8 said:
So hot that even hell would be considered a fridge compared to her.
Balldrick, get my coat! On second thoughts.... a coat won't be necessasy. Where I'm going rain would vapourize before it could come close to that smelly burning thing that used to be considered my skin.

Eh.. got an address Edmund?

Let's not drag Baldrick into this - he is at any rate currently busy being dragged by Percy into the street where his strongly fecal odor will be hard to distinguish from the other turds...
 
It's a little surprising that I've never seen a hetero thread here, nor did I ever think of posting one. Anyway, I'm straight. May the post count rise....
 
I'm in the minority, but I fit into the over the 50 year old Hereto crowd. I have had only one relationship. It has lasted now over 33 years. I'm very happy. :)
 
wdlove said:
I'm in the minority, but I fit into the over the 50 year old Hereto crowd. I have had only one relationship. It has lasted now over 33 years. I'm very happy. :)

Thanks wdlove, inspiring and hopeful post there hearing that it can still be done. :)
 
PlaceofDis said:
no well crazy isnt a horrible thing to have, i like outgoing and whatnot, just not psychotic in the demands they put on a relationship and everything, im open to just about anyone and any personality to be honest....

the one friend of mine who wanted to go canceled, so im looking to see who else is up for it, but i will definitely be there

Cool- if you don't have your ticket yet, get it soon. It sells out most of the time.
 
efoto said:
Thanks wdlove, inspiring and hopeful post there hearing that it can still be done. :)

I'm happy to know that I can inspire someone else. It just take work on the part of the husband and wife. It's a 50/50 deal. Show respect for each other. Good luck efoto. ;)
 
scem0 said:
I have a question for you straight folks... What attracts you to women? I find them to be very unattractive. I love the solidity and strength of a man. I think I would be happiest in the arms of a big guy, cuddling me off to a deep sleep. Getting held by a woman would be like... getting suffocated by jello :eek: :D. I find little comfort or security in a woman's embrace.

Women tend to have more gregarious personalities though, I have lots of female friends. I just can't imagine wanting to touch them :eek:. Men tend to be more insecure, but that makes the good ones all the more attractive :).

_Emerson

It's a natural reaction, something that is just there. I have preferences when it comes to appearance and personality. That attraction is there naturally though. Tall, slender, and feminine is irresistible. Intelligent, witty, and balanced are personality traits I find attractive. And then there is all of that other stuff that is fun to do with women.
 
neildmitchell said:
you could be an

Applisexual - Appliance Sexual ( sex with ? kitchen appliances ? )
Chemisexual Chemical Sexual ( Sex with ? cleaning products ? )


I am such a sucker for the bad sense of humor - but a little beer spilled through my nose as I thought about Applisexuality.
 
Poor scemO

scem0 said:
I'm just super attracted to big guys who can hold me and cuddle me :p.

But, to be truthful, I have sever gynophobia, thus my gayness is due to a medical condition, therefore no woman is allowed to be offended by my fear of them :eek:._Emerson
Damn and blast it. While I am not exactly petite, I miss the cut off point by a year as laid down with you, I mean, by you.
Oh you poor dear, is your gynophobia of the extreme or irrational type.
Grey Beard
 
wdlove said:
I'm in the minority, but I fit into the over the 50 year old Hereto crowd. I have had only one relationship. It has lasted now over 33 years. I'm very happy. :)

Congrats wdlove! :)

That is a very nice accomplishment- heres to many, many
more years of marriage! :)
 
Grey Beard said:
Damn and blast it. While I am not exactly petite, I miss the cut off point by a year as laid down with you, I mean, by you.
Oh you poor dear, is your gynophobia of the extreme or irrational type.
Grey Beard
With scem0 I'd have to guess he is extremely irrational at all times, with a severe case of gynophobia.
 
angelneo said:
On the note of the bits going on between BV and edesignuk, how many of the young guys here prefer older women? or women prefering younger guys? if any....
I've found that, since college (half a lifetime ago), the age range of women I prefer has remained more or less constant: less than a century. I try, but the women Willard Scott shows on the birthday segments of the Today show seem - and no offense to them - a bit past their prime. Well, maybe 100... 101... but no way 102. ;)


As per one of my previous posts: no offense intended towards any MR members born prior to 1905.
 
Haha, you know what line is the greatest? In 'Dazed and Confused,' Matthew McConaughey's character says something to the effect of; "I love high school girls-- I get older and they stay the same age." Something like that. Okay, yeah, I just completely butchered it. :eek:
 
devilot76 said:
Haha, you know what line is the greatest? In 'Dazed and Confused,' Matthew McConaughey's character says something to the effect of; "I love high school girls-- I get older and they stay the same age." Something like that. Okay, yeah, I just completely butchered it. :eek:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the sammmme age."

And yes you are right, truly great line, from a truly great great movie
 
iDM said:
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the sammmme age."

And yes you are right, truly great line, from a truly great great movie
Thank you so much... :eek: Too bad my slaughtered version totally killed it. :( But it really is an awesome movie; and that's coming from someone who doesn't like most 'coming-of-age' movies, high school movies, nor comedies... but I really enjoyed Dazed and Confused. :D
 
jsw said:
I've found that, since college (half a lifetime ago), the age range of women I prefer has remained more or less constant: less than a century. I try, but the women Willard Scott shows on the birthday segments of the Today show seem - and no offense to them - a bit past their prime. Well, maybe 100... 101... but no way 102. ;)


As per one of my previous posts: no offense intended towards any MR members born prior to 1905.

I hope you meant for that to be as funny as i found it to be, and especially if you didn't mean for it to be funny, that would make it so
 
jsw said:
I've found that, since college (half a lifetime ago), the age range of women I prefer has remained more or less constant: less than a century. I try, but the women Willard Scott shows on the birthday segments of the Today show seem - and no offense to them - a bit past their prime. Well, maybe 100... 101... but no way 102. ;)


As per one of my previous posts: no offense intended towards any MR members born prior to 1905.


Haha. I prefer mine younger than me, but not too much :eek:
Being older than me would be awkward, but its not like I'm not open to the idea...
 
iDM said:
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the sammmme age."

And yes you are right, truly great line, from a truly great great movie

Did you see the Family Guy rip off of that line - classic.

Oh, and I'm straight and i don't care.
 
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