I don't think of it as a giant iPod Touch. More a giant iPhone, with no phone, no compass and no camera, but with the added bonus of an XGA screen resolution of 1024x768, just like cutting edge technology in 1990.
Really? I could have gotten a 10" 1.5 pound tablet with 1 GHz dual (or more) core processor, WiFi 802.11n and 3G for $500 in 1990?
Wow. I guess I missed that.
Wrong. The iPhone prints, so there's no reason to believe the iPad won't.
In fact, given the addition of Pages and Numbers, it's likely that printing will be even MORE important and useful on the iPad than the iPhone.
You can't view any media beyond the limited formats supported by an iPod (no automatic updates to codecs).
Limited? Which common formats won't it view (other than Flash which isn't a media codec, anyway)? The iPad views all the formats that 99% of the population needs.
You can't access files on the device.
Wrong. You most certainly can. Not all files and not all applications, but that's the entire purpose of the device. If you want a laptop, get a laptop.
You can't attach files from the email client.
Wrong. I attach photos to my emails on the iPhone all the time. There's no reason to believe the iPad will be any different.
You can't plug in any USB devices beyond a camera - most notably thumb drives.
And you know this-how?
More importantly, it's clear that you have no concept of what the iPad is. It's NOT a laptop. If you want a laptop, get a laptop. If you try to stuff everything into the iPad that you'd put into a laptop, it's going to be much larger, heavier, more expensive, and far less attractive to the target audience.
You can't open more than one app at a time.
Once again, you're missing the entire point. While your statement is technically true, it's irrelevant. You CAN play music in the background while you read or browse the web. You can receive IM notifications in the background.
What you can't do is have multiple third party apps open at the same time. But since app switching is so quick and easy, who cares (other than mindless geeks who have a checklist of things THEY want - but don't know why). Are you going to watch a video and read a book AT THE SAME TIME? Are you going to be browsing the web while you're playing a game? Not bloody likely.
You can't say, "There's an app for that" because it's a limited work-around, not a solution. For example, there are apps that support printing. That doesn't give the iPad the ability to print, however. It just means you can print from within the app.
So you admit you were lying when you said you couldn't print? You can print what's on the screen. It hardly matters if you need to launch another app. Not to mention, of course, that you still don't know if the iPad works the same way or has printing built in.
Because the iPhone or iPod Touch will never be updated to 3.2 (or 4.0 along with the iPad)...
Really? Who told you that?
The iPhone has been updated several times - for free. What makes you so certain that it won't accept 3.2 or 4.0?
Obviously, you're someone who gets off on spreading lies about a product you've never used and have no plans to buy because you can't stand that other people might have something different than you. A good psychiatrist can probably help you with that.