Anti-Apple Poster Timeline:
Pre April 3: It's going to flop, LOL big iPod touch.
Post April 3: These people all ordered sight-unseen, they're just brainwashed fanboys anyway, the sales will drop off soon.
1 million sold: THIS IS THE END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT. This makes me so sad on behalf of humanity. But those numbers will drop off soon. Blah blah blah brainwashing, RDF, Apple fanboys. ('Giant iPod touch' joke thrown in for good measure.)
2 million sold: *flail* *sputter* *rehash prior excuses*
Pre April 3: It's going to flop, LOL big iPod touch.
Post April 3: These people all ordered sight-unseen, they're just brainwashed fanboys anyway, the sales will drop off soon.
1 million sold: THIS IS THE END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT. This makes me so sad on behalf of humanity. But those numbers will drop off soon. Blah blah blah brainwashing, RDF, Apple fanboys. ('Giant iPod touch' joke thrown in for good measure.)
2 million sold: *flail* *sputter* *rehash prior excuses*