The flip phone is a weird analogy for this. You usually use it to describe an outdated technology.
Anyway, sounds cool. Speaking of that, I've been thinking about improving traffic if you make people take unintuitive routes. Maybe alter most of the 4-way intersections to only allow straight and right one way and right only the other way, and also add some left-only intersections... then you take out most of the traffic lights because they'd be no longer needed, or reprogram them to statically indicate the intersection type. So, in some cases, you'd make three rights to do a left, but you wouldn't have to stop.
How could you ever turn left? Too darn bad? Oh yes, you suggested a "left only intersection". Ahem. How the heck would/could you go straight if it's left only? And if it's straight plus left only, you'd be crossing oncoming traffic from the other direction in either set of lanes! Sorry, but as you describe it, it's incredibly unworkable. Three rights to make a left? You'd be going in the wrong direction for some distance (i.e. how far between these wacky intersections until you could complete your turn? What about people on the non-straight sides that are turn only? How do they go straight? How many sets of parallel roads would you need to simply go East coming from the North in that diagram? Why wouldn't you just add an extra lane on the right turns that would merge with cross traffic that goes straight that either dives under or goes over the lanes going North/South? That still leaves a problem with left turns, but that could be solved with a cloverleaf style exit lane that goes over top of both the other lanes. Of course, this already exists. It's called a
CLOVERLEAF. Then you have a working system, but it would cost a fortune for every single intersection. These ARE used on Freeway systems where major roads run together (e.g. See Los Angeles; but then even with 6-7 lanes going one direction with massive cloverleafs to avoid all intersections/lights what-so-ever they STILL get gridlock because there's too much traffic during rush hour. You can only fit so much water through a pipe even if it's flowing at full capacity.
Fortunately, there's ALREADY a way to eliminate traffic lights and keep light to medium traffic moving non-stop. It's called a
ROUNDABOUT. They're extremely popular in Europe and have steadily been appearing in recent years in the US. But even so, there's still two downsides.
One is in heavy traffic, you'll have a harder time entering one and that means probably coming to an undesirable full stop (though when someone turns right that generally leaves an opening for people that know what a gas pedal is and don't poke poke poke like all too many these days, particularly those driving those god-awful Prius slow-boxes) and two is that running into too many of these in a short period of time can cause disorientation, dizziness and more importantly, mind-numbing irritation at constantly being forced to make half-circles in order to go straight.
Roundabouts also causes traffic to slow way down (<20mph in what might otherwise be a 35, 45 or even 60 mph zone with traffic lights (e.g. rural highways are often 45-60mph but have lights in intersections with generally longer yellow lights). A roundabout wouldn't work there because you'd have to slow traffic to <25mph (10-15 in practice) at every single intersection and again, make half circles that increase distance over a straight line and make me want to puke after awhile (there's 5 in a row in Cottonwood, Az near Jerome, for example (they used to be 4-way stops and I'm not sure roundabouts are an improvement. I would have voted for 2-way stops or sensor based lights because there's times when there's very little traffic coming from one direction or another and a non-stop straight line would be vastly preferable.
The point is the best type of intersection depends largely on the circumstances (types of road and land/city layout and amount of traffic).