I don't feel bad for you.
There are two solutions to your problem.
1) Don't drink/eat next to your computer
2) Place your MacBook (*) on a riser
http://store.apple.com/us/product/T...482_pcrid_52243346050_&cid=aos-US-kwg-pla-btb
Or buy one of those keyboard condoms that still lets the hot air out. The worst thing I've ever spilled on my MBP was a cup of orange juice. The trackpad button was super sticky for a long time until I gave it a good cleaning but otherwise the computer worked fine. I was very lucky considering the acid AND sugar it had. When I'm working in a chaotic environment, I try to always drink out of a bottle with a screw top and keep putting the top back on. Otherwise, I keep my drink on the floor.
Over the years, I have received quite a few out of warranty gifts from Apple and when I have paid for a repair, I thought the cost was fair and quickly done. Have nothing but ecstatic praise for all my customer support from Apple over the years! The haters don't know what they are missing.
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