Good thing you don't have to "switch on wifi" for this to work.
Yeah, that's just your thinking bud. Maybe you're thinking down this whole "young and vulnerable" train of thought because young people really are young, and most likely vulnerable! But I certainly don't think that every time I see a young person. If you don't think your daughter is mature enough to know when she should end a conversation with some "creepy" guy, then that's fine, don't buy one.
Good thing FaceTime requires WiFi, thus no issue.
Not how it works. You can start a FaceTime call right from the contacts menu.
Because none of those are standards. You can't intercommunicate with any of those, so why not set out to make a standard, and then in the future, every phone uses FaceTime. Ta-da!
Okay, many other people do.
Oh good, glad you were with them during their "gay" years.