@Naimfan What a subjective and provoking post. I'll bite though 
At least Apple keeps using the fastest available CPUs... unlike some other players in the industry. BTW, for my work the CPU is 25% faster over the 2015 model (I posted benchmarks in these forums, look it up).
You mean RAM that is as fast as DDR4 but being more energy-efficient? Yes, same RAM
Only almost twice as fast
Sorry bud, you are in the 10% minority: https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/keyboard-poll-owners-only-please.2039905/page-2#post-24468901
Thats clearly nonsense, so I don't even have to comment on it.
Toy or not, its certainly has more utility than the useless function key bar.
Which consistently delivers same or better battery life time under both controlled tests and in real world use.
Why leave out the etc.? Like one of the brightest laptop displays on the market, with high-end color gamut, color accuracy and contrast? Or the fastest and most adaptable connectivity of any laptop currently being sold? Or very fast 3x3 WiFi? Or a built-in secure enclave chip?
Nah, not as pathetic as people who try to promote their personal fantasy as objective reality.
CPU ever-so-slightly faster
At least Apple keeps using the fastest available CPUs... unlike some other players in the industry. BTW, for my work the CPU is 25% faster over the 2015 model (I posted benchmarks in these forums, look it up).
same RAM
You mean RAM that is as fast as DDR4 but being more energy-efficient? Yes, same RAM
same storage
Only almost twice as fast
worst keyboard ever
Sorry bud, you are in the 10% minority: https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/keyboard-poll-owners-only-please.2039905/page-2#post-24468901
trackpad that can't reject extraneous input
Thats clearly nonsense, so I don't even have to comment on it.
emoji toy bar
Toy or not, its certainly has more utility than the useless function key bar.
25% smaller battery
Which consistently delivers same or better battery life time under both controlled tests and in real world use.
etc.
Why leave out the etc.? Like one of the brightest laptop displays on the market, with high-end color gamut, color accuracy and contrast? Or the fastest and most adaptable connectivity of any laptop currently being sold? Or very fast 3x3 WiFi? Or a built-in secure enclave chip?
The only thing more pathetic are the shills still trying to defend the indefensible.
Nah, not as pathetic as people who try to promote their personal fantasy as objective reality.